A Man desires a Woman

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melita916

melita916

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I just wanna be me.

Thats all. Lol
 
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Galatea

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Reading this thread, I am quite surprised no one has mentioned the practical to you. There are Asian women looking for American men to marry. Why, there are even websites devoted to making matches. Since you did not mention love as a necessity, perhaps a mail order bride is the route for you.
 
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jennymae

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Galatea said:
Reading this thread, I am quite surprised no one has mentioned the practical to you. There are Asian women looking for American men to marry. Why, there are even websites devoted to making matches. Since you did not mention love as a necessity, perhaps a mail order bride is the route for you.
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I have a distant cousin...ain't gonna tell nobody where he lives...lol...he's mighty distant, for the record, and he, literally believed in mail order brides, don't think he does now. Needless to say, he is still a bachelor lol.
 
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Galatea

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jennymae said:
I have a distant cousin...ain't gonna tell nobody where he lives...lol...he's mighty distant, for the record, and he, literally believed in mail order brides, don't think he does now. Needless to say, he is still a bachelor lol.
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I think they are e-mail order brides, now.
 
jenniferand2

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I wish I could turn back time and have a do. Over for the last 22 years if I knew then what I know now it would be so different
 
EmilyNats

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Maybe someone needs to make an "A Woman Desires a Man" thread. ;)
 
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GODisLOVE7

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EmilyNats said:
Maybe someone needs to make an "A Woman Desires a Man" thread. ;)
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Good idea... Minus the mail-order part (Galatea... You made me laugh so hard!). Not even sure there is such thing as mail-order husbands... Hmmm.
 
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Galatea

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GODisLOVE7 said:
Good idea... Minus the mail-order part (Galatea... You made me laugh so hard!). Not even sure there is such thing as mail-order husbands... Hmmm.
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He must not dress in such a manner as to cause other women to think him handsome and attractive, yet he must not look like a slob, and be well dressed for me. Under his burkha, I require a suit and tie.
 
Desdichado

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I only sit around in a speedo, bathrobe, and/or flip flops.

Guess that rules me out lllllllaaaaaadies.
 
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Desdichado said:
I only sit around in a speedo, bathrobe, and/or flip flops.

Guess that rules me out lllllllaaaaaadies.
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Now I am disturbed and will have to post in the nightmare thread tomorrow.
 
EmilyNats

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Desdichado said:
I only sit around in a speedo, bathrobe, and/or flip flops.

Guess that rules me out lllllllaaaaaadies.
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Speedos... do we allow men who wear speedos in The Gun Thread? Somehow speedos and guns don't seem like they should mix...
 
seoulsearch

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Galatea said:
How can you tip your hat when it is not part of your costume de riguer?
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That's probably a question best left unanswered.

I don't think any of us want to know where he keeps his hat...
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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I was going to post something witty, but I cannot beat this. You've won the internet today.

seoulsearch said:
That's probably a question best left unanswered.

I don't think any of us want to know where he keeps his hat...
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Desdichado

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Don't google that. Whatever you do.

If you value whatever innocence you have left. :p

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Speedos... do we allow men who wear speedos in The Gun Thread? Somehow speedos and guns don't seem like they should mix...
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Desdichado

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I only just realized this is the same thread I posted my Don Quixote-themed poem...and my wardrobe joke...
 
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Galatea

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Desdichado said:
I only just realized this is the same thread I posted my Don Quixote-themed poem...and my wardrobe joke...
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The significance being? Is it because Don Quixote wore a chamber pot as a helmet?
 
EmilyNats

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Desdichado said:
Don't google that. Whatever you do.

If you value whatever innocence you have left. :p
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Considering you were a teenager less than a decade ago, I would have thought you would know better than to tell one not to do something. :rolleyes:

Fortunately, I am a devout opponent of the speedo.
 
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