Church Wars: Episode IV - A New Pope.
Memorable quotes
"You have mass in that thing? I can hardly belive it"
"Use the confession booth Luke. Luke, Repent"
"I used to baptize toddlers in my small church off of I-16 back home, it wasn't much bigger than a few square meters"
"Protestant Religion and Salvation outside of Church Heirarchy is no match for a big fish hat and a crooked sceptre at your side kid"
"This is your Pope's bull paper. An elegant strategem. Not as powerless or random as a verbal declaration"
"I sensed a great disturbance amongst the Spanish. Its as if millions of heretics were burned at the stake, and cried out in terror"
"Awww cmon, I was about to to the gas station and pick up some cheap wafers for later!"
"If this a papacy ship then where is your cardinal?"
"You are part of the protestant defiance and a traitor! Take her away!"
"I find thy lack of faith disturbing"
Ha ha. I am stopping here. I have enough of these in me to rewrite the whole movie.