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kenthomas27

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Ooh, I like this.

Hi, I am overweight even though I'm picky about the quality of my food and where my meat comes from if I eat meat at all. I'm not particularly attractive and I do not seek attention. I'm a homebody who sometimes has to be pushed to socialize, but does eventually enjoy it. I like animals more than people. I have a biting sense of humor and one must adjust to that. I also am prone to breaking out into song when a lyric is mentioned. And I love broadway, a really attractive and popular quality. I have a boring job, not a career and live in a boring apartment. I do not have a car and have no plans to own one but I'm not a mooch. I'm obsessed to a fault with color matching my outfits (meaning the colors have to go together) so that makes getting dressed super fun. /sarcasm. I am a grammar nazi who honestly tries really hard not to annoy the crap out of everyone but silently and occasionally not silently, I'm correcting your grammar. I do slip up much to the glee of the friends who catch me.
Hey, I should go put this on Plenty of fish right now. < J/K I don't do online dating
this was rich! YOU PAINT A PRETTY PICTURE HETHR :rolleyes::D


i was going to spell "pretty" as purdy but I didn't want to get into the whole grammar thing even though I prefer silent correction.


A little about myself - I don't know if many of you knew this but I'm fantastically well off. Socially secure. A man of means. Well heeled as it were. Some might prefer calling me loaded. Rolling in it. Up to my chin in clover. Crawling with luxuriant mucho. A man with profuse plenteous bounteous. You get the picture.

Or maybe you don't...

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Capricious copiousness. Bloated opulence. Well provided for....

 
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Hethr

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Haha thanks KenThomas. What I left out was that in spite of or because of those traits; I like myself, I amuse myself and I'm a pretty great person to know.
 
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kenthomas27

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Haha thanks KenThomas. What I left out was that in spite of or because of those traits; I like myself, I amuse myself and I'm a pretty great person to know.
Good for you Hethr and good to know. You amuse me too and I'm a tough crowd.
 
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Marek

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Hi. People call me Marek here. Everywhere else they call me James. Fairly proficient in the Russian language. Enjoy a good vodka, love smoked mackerel on black bread. Delicacy of choice is caviar.. Currently hate my job and making plans to run away from society on a catamaran. Love to save money and Gamble safely . dream destination is Panama, Costa Rica or Chile. I have a good relationship with hammocks and palm trees. Sunsets slay me something terrible. Dream future career is pirate or beach bum. Rum and coffee is pure magic. Fin.
 

egeiro

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i didn't know you play the violin! me too!!!!!!! except mine is a hobby now. i sing in the music team :)
That's epic! My vocals have much left to be desired. That's so cool you can play, too!
 

Descyple

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Well, hello there. My name is Descyple. But you already knew that, didn't you?

Let me tell you a little bit more about myself (not that you asked, but I'm not one to wait for a request).


I have a vast collection of troll dolls, which I light the hair on fire and use as torches while hiking through dark caves looking for lost pirate treasure.

Before I go to the barber shop, I shave the words "Edward Scissorhands Was Here" into the side of my head, just to put pressure on the barber to do a good job.

When I go see a movie at the theatre, I always sit in the very front row looking straight up at the screen, and throughout the movie I continually yell out to the other viewers that I can see the actors did not trim their nose hairs (I like giving free movie commentaries).

I regularly dress up as a mime and go to karaoke bars and silently act out the lyrics on the screen. It usually goes pretty good, until the entire crowd simultaneously points at me and then points at the door. I then walk out of the bar simulating fake tears falling down my cheeks, but no one ever sees those fake tears turn into real ones once I exit the bar (it's a hard painful life living as a karaoke mime!!!).


If you would like to learn more about me, email me at [email protected]-eh! (yes, we Canadians have our very own email domains, and there is nothing you can do aboot it!!!).
 

Lynx

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"The tears of a clown..."
 

melita916

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hello. my name is melita, and we have mint chocolate chip ice cream in the freezer.
 

Lynx

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My name is Lynx and I'll be right over! :D :D :D
 

melita916

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hello. my name is melita, and there is no more ice cream in the freezer.

just kidding. i just don't wanna share. lol!
 
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Well, hello there. My name is Descyple. But you already knew that, didn't you?

Let me tell you a little bit more about myself (not that you asked, but I'm not one to wait for a request).


I have a vast collection of troll dolls, which I light the hair on fire and use as torches while hiking through dark caves looking for lost pirate treasure.

Before I go to the barber shop, I shave the words "Edward Scissorhands Was Here" into the side of my head, just to put pressure on the barber to do a good job.

When I go see a movie at the theatre, I always sit in the very front row looking straight up at the screen, and throughout the movie I continually yell out to the other viewers that I can see the actors did not trim their nose hairs (I like giving free movie commentaries).

I regularly dress up as a mime and go to karaoke bars and silently act out the lyrics on the screen. It usually goes pretty good, until the entire crowd simultaneously points at me and then points at the door. I then walk out of the bar simulating fake tears falling down my cheeks, but no one ever sees those fake tears turn into real ones once I exit the bar (it's a hard painful life living as a karaoke mime!!!).


If you would like to learn more about me, email me at [email protected]-eh! (yes, we Canadians have our very own email domains, and there is nothing you can do aboot it!!!).
I love this way too much.
 
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JesusLives

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My name is Blond.....for the rest of you .......

You are too late...... Taken 2014.....
 
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Hi. People call me Marek here. Everywhere else they call me James. Fairly proficient in the Russian language. Enjoy a good vodka, love smoked mackerel on black bread. Delicacy of choice is caviar.. Currently hate my job and making plans to run away from society on a catamaran. Love to save money and Gamble safely . dream destination is Panama, Costa Rica or Chile. I have a good relationship with hammocks and palm trees. Sunsets slay me something terrible. Dream future career is pirate or beach bum. Rum and coffee is pure magic. Fin.
I had a best friend in college who's name is Marek. He lives in Poland. Not that it matters to you, but....I typically don't meet people named Marek, so naturally, I became very excited.
 

JesusLives

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this was rich! YOU PAINT A PRETTY PICTURE HETHR :rolleyes::D


i was going to spell "pretty" as purdy but I didn't want to get into the whole grammar thing even though I prefer silent correction.


A little about myself - I don't know if many of you knew this but I'm fantastically well off. Socially secure. A man of means. Well heeled as it were. Some might prefer calling me loaded. Rolling in it. Up to my chin in clover. Crawling with luxuriant mucho. A man with profuse plenteous bounteous. You get the picture.

Or maybe you don't...

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Capricious copiousness. Bloated opulence. Well provided for....

How much did you inherit?......so sorry I couldn't help myself....just joking?.....lol
 
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I fall into things a lot.

Is that a good advertisement of myself?

I kid, I kid. I already posted in here a while ago. I should probably unsubscribe from this thread because I feel if I advertise myself again, it's redundant.
 
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VioletReigns

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If you understand cats, you understand me. :eek:

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Oh... not that kind of advertisement?

Ok, well, I'm a pretty relaxed guy but I'm serious when it comes to Christ! He is our one and only Lord and Savior! He knows what's best for us and gave us a book to live by. I just recently moved to Florida so I'm usually bored and haven't got any friends because I'm a total loser. Oh wait, that's not helping my advertisement campaign is it? Anyway, if you wanna know more about me, just message me and ask. :p
 

melita916

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welcome to cc, bristecom. i already see you fit in very well with us. lol