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Hi, I am overweight even though I'm picky about the quality of my food and where my meat comes from if I eat meat at all. I'm not particularly attractive and I do not seek attention. I'm a homebody who sometimes has to be pushed to socialize, but does eventually enjoy it. I like animals more than people. I have a biting sense of humor and one must adjust to that. I also am prone to breaking out into song when a lyric is mentioned. And I love broadway, a really attractive and popular quality. I have a boring job, not a career and live in a boring apartment. I do not have a car and have no plans to own one but I'm not a mooch. I'm obsessed to a fault with color matching my outfits (meaning the colors have to go together) so that makes getting dressed super fun. /sarcasm. I am a grammar nazi who honestly tries really hard not to annoy the crap out of everyone but silently and occasionally not silently, I'm correcting your grammar. I do slip up much to the glee of the friends who catch me.
Hey, I should go put this on Plenty of fish right now. < J/K I don't do online dating
Hi, I am overweight even though I'm picky about the quality of my food and where my meat comes from if I eat meat at all. I'm not particularly attractive and I do not seek attention. I'm a homebody who sometimes has to be pushed to socialize, but does eventually enjoy it. I like animals more than people. I have a biting sense of humor and one must adjust to that. I also am prone to breaking out into song when a lyric is mentioned. And I love broadway, a really attractive and popular quality. I have a boring job, not a career and live in a boring apartment. I do not have a car and have no plans to own one but I'm not a mooch. I'm obsessed to a fault with color matching my outfits (meaning the colors have to go together) so that makes getting dressed super fun. /sarcasm. I am a grammar nazi who honestly tries really hard not to annoy the crap out of everyone but silently and occasionally not silently, I'm correcting your grammar. I do slip up much to the glee of the friends who catch me.
Hey, I should go put this on Plenty of fish right now. < J/K I don't do online dating
i was going to spell "pretty" as purdy but I didn't want to get into the whole grammar thing even though I prefer silent correction.
A little about myself - I don't know if many of you knew this but I'm fantastically well off. Socially secure. A man of means. Well heeled as it were. Some might prefer calling me loaded. Rolling in it. Up to my chin in clover. Crawling with luxuriant mucho. A man with profuse plenteous bounteous. You get the picture.
Or maybe you don't...
Capricious copiousness. Bloated opulence. Well provided for....