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SarahMoore

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Richie_2uk said:
I would take you up on that offer if iwas looking, But sorry, Im not hehe. But God bless in your search.
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Your not looking for friends? Thank you for your blessings! Everyone here is so nice. :D
 
ronnie2796

ronnie2796

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maxwel said:
Well, God may like plenty of the Christian boys you meet.

But your dad... he's not going to be so easy.

: )
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Haha I've been thinking the same thing!! Oh well. When a guy lines up with the both of them I'll have to snatch him up lol.
But I try not to worry about it. That would only do more harm than good lol
 
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Joyinme

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#63
HiEveryone,
Have a blessed Sunday.
 
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Rush

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#65
baaahahaha darn skippy. I don't even have a daughter, nieces only, but man, he'd have to be JC himself before I thought he was good enough those cute kids! :)

Man, I wonder what mums must go through with their sons... i mean, there's no lady Jesus...! :p

maxwel said:
Well, God may like plenty of the Christian boys you meet.

But your dad... he's not going to be so easy.

: )
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redi2liveagain

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#66
love this...absolutely hilarious!!!! thanks for posting.
 
tourist

tourist

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Mar 13, 2014
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Tennessee
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This is the thread where the serious players come.
 
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kei

Guest
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#68
Football basketball fishing spades dominos grilling movies music sleep...c.o.G oh yes...big ole teddy bear
 
Descyple

Descyple

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Well hello there. My name is Matthew. Let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I like long walks along dried up river-beds, while vultures circle over-head.

I enjoy watching sunsets, especially during an eclipse (I'd be willing to go blind for you).

Speaking of blindness, I always turn a blind-eye to wrongs done against me, unless it has to do with you stealing my chocolate - THEN YOU WILL KNOW MY WRATH!!!


But I digress..............


I appreciate the finer things in life, like champagne that is so aged it tastes like liquified feet!!!

I enjoy watching foreign movies on dvd and turn off the subtitles and provide my own dialogue using only popular catch-phrases from American action movies!!! Just imagine hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous one-liners during a Bollywood movie - "GET TO THE MUMBAI CHOPPER!!!"


If any of my qualities catch your interest (and I know they do), don't hesitate to call.

My number is 1-800-2GOOD2BTRUE.

I'll be waiting for you (but don't make me wait too long, Wheel of Fortune is coming on in an hour!!!).
 
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Edith

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#70
My name is Edith, and yes I wasn´t very creative with my username :p
I´m swedish, I´m not blonde and don´t have clear blue eyes but I´m still swedish. who knew. lol
19 years old, well to be exact.. I´m turning 20 years old in 16 days. I have a huge family, I might need to marry a cousin if I don´t move. Jk

I feel like a grandma in a soon to be 20 year old body.
I used to be a nightowl but trying to be an adult is exhausting sometimes .
Love mint candy, peanut and coconut .. I do not like pizza so don´t give me pizza please. Thanks!
 
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blueorchidjd

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#71
Uhhhhh....
1. I have a screwed up family so if the person I date comes from a consistent, put together family I am really thrown off and insecure about it....So I may break up with you :)
2. On occasion I will make unclean jokes, but if you make one I may shame you for it.

Haha.
 
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joeanbu

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#72
the first point resembles the movie bed of roses :).. but in the end they get back together.. :)
 
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Arlene89

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#73
Descyple said:
Well hello there. My name is Matthew. Let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I like long walks along dried up river-beds, while vultures circle over-head.

I enjoy watching sunsets, especially during an eclipse (I'd be willing to go blind for you).

Speaking of blindness, I always turn a blind-eye to wrongs done against me, unless it has to do with you stealing my chocolate - THEN YOU WILL KNOW MY WRATH!!!


But I digress..............


I appreciate the finer things in life, like champagne that is so aged it tastes like liquified feet!!!

I enjoy watching foreign movies on dvd and turn off the subtitles and provide my own dialogue using only popular catch-phrases from American action movies!!! Just imagine hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous one-liners during a Bollywood movie - "GET TO THE MUMBAI CHOPPER!!!"


If any of my qualities catch your interest (and I know they do), don't hesitate to call.

My number is 1-800-2GOOD2BTRUE.

I'll be waiting for you (but don't make me wait too long, Wheel of Fortune is coming on in an hour!!!).
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I found myself wiping off the bits of saliva from my screen after I ugly laughed from reading this.
 
Pipp

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
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Descyple said:
Well hello there. My name is Matthew. Let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I like long walks along dried up river-beds, while vultures circle over-head.

I enjoy watching sunsets, especially during an eclipse (I'd be willing to go blind for you).

Speaking of blindness, I always turn a blind-eye to wrongs done against me, unless it has to do with you stealing my chocolate - THEN YOU WILL KNOW MY WRATH!!!


But I digress..............


I appreciate the finer things in life, like champagne that is so aged it tastes like liquified feet!!!

I enjoy watching foreign movies on dvd and turn off the subtitles and provide my own dialogue using only popular catch-phrases from American action movies!!! Just imagine hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous one-liners during a Bollywood movie - "GET TO THE MUMBAI CHOPPER!!!"


If any of my qualities catch your interest (and I know they do), don't hesitate to call.

My number is 1-800-2GOOD2BTRUE.

I'll be waiting for you (but don't make me wait too long, Wheel of Fortune is coming on in an hour!!!).
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Mmmm.... liquified feet.... sounds delightful.
 
Descyple

Descyple

Senior Member
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Arlene89 said:
I found myself wiping off the bits of saliva from my screen after I ugly laughed from reading this.
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I've been told that I've made people laugh before, but an ugly laugh???

That is definitely a first for me!!!

I'll add that one to my resume!!!
 
Descyple

Descyple

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Pipp said:
Mmmm.... liquified feet.... sounds delightful.
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Pipp, I would highly recommend the French champagne called "L'essence de Pieds" which translated means "The Essence of Feet".

May I suggest a bottle from 1949 (that was a good year for feet).
 
cinder

cinder

Senior Member
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Mar 26, 2014
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This seems like a good thread to resurrect. It was so much fun the last time we had one too many looking for someone threads pop up. So here's how it all started, hopefully we can have another fun round. And if your advertisement has changed, well feel free to do an updated Ad. Hmm this thread is just over a year old, is there something about this time of year?

Arlene89 said:
It seems we have a rather generous amount of threads starting in singles aimed at 'putting yourself out there'. So, I thought it would be kind of fun to run with this momentum and to add a hint if ridiculousness.

So, the aim of this thread is to share details (age, sex, location) and other odd things about yourself and to 'put yourself out there'.



I'll start. (Insert maniacal laugh here)


So, my name is Arlene, I am a 24 years old female from the land of hopping kangaroos and drop bars.

I'm not a very moley person, but I have this one mole on my left arm that is approx. the size of my finger nail. It is really random.

I can make really awesome popping sounds with my mouth when you roll your lips outwards and you release this pop. I'm pretty proud of this ability. I like to do it during those awkward quiet moments in between the ads when at the movies, and then I laugh and its only me laughing.

I have terrible table manners. I never wear white when dining out. Once the food is set in front of me, there's no time for conversation, I eat until it's all gone. You can probably get a few nods out of me but with the risk of me spilling food on myself.

If you are interested, don't hesitate to private message me, I can tell you in great detail just how bad my table manners are!
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clee356

clee356

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^^bumped!

First off I'm in a happy relationship :)

I have the body of a 26 year old but a 40+ mind.
I'm willing to eat pretty much everything except taco bell.
I still play flute years after band and I absolutely love it.
You must be willing to karaoke with me, even if you sing terribly.
I watch the crime channel a lot to stay aware of psychos.
I also obsessively watch a bunch of TV shows, ask me about them!
Be prepared for me to correct any typos you make.
I've made a couple friends on here but I would love to make more and possibly hang out in person one day :)
I could go on but I'll stop there haha
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Aug 13, 2014
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Howdy! I'm just an average Lynx. I lie on my perch snoozing and waiting for an unsuspecting thread to walk by. When one does cross my path I pounce in, comment, bound away and go back to my perch to resume snoozing.
 
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