You were wrong about me. I was wrong about myself. You deserve someone better.
At least I taught you to smile on cam! Now keep smiling.
At least I taught you to smile on cam! Now keep smiling.
I think if someone tells me that, I would just call them out on their lie and then say that they were a disappointment. Not that it would matter anyway, but I would hope that they would take the effort to come up with better break-up lines in the future.