Speaking of dating..............
Canadians have very specific "date requirements" that a person must meet before we will date them, such as the following;
1. The person must be able to handle below 0 degree weather, and keep a smile on your face the whole time (actually just smile for a minute, and the temperature here will freeze it that way permanently).
2. Must not be afraid of polar bears, since we often take our dates to "Polar Bear Petting Zoos" (and you have to bring your own dead salmon to feed them).
3. You must be able to recite at least three complete songs by Stomping Tom Connors (but not "Bud the Spud" - that one's way too easy!!!)
If you can meet these three requirements, you'll have no problem dating a Canadian!!!