Canada vs. The World
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Psssst...don't let Liamson read this. I think he's on a one man mission to remove all Precious Moments figurines from the planet. 
Ahahah!! XD
L.P.S. isn't exactly a walking tumor in all her purplish (or is it lavender?) glory, don't worry! But personally, if i were to get stuck into dating someone like her...i just might wish i could become terminal on the spot. She's kinda....well....
....i'll let you fill in the spaces? XD But she sure makes me laugh so much when she's on.
L.P.S. isn't exactly a walking tumor in all her purplish (or is it lavender?) glory, don't worry! But personally, if i were to get stuck into dating someone like her...i just might wish i could become terminal on the spot. She's kinda....well....
....i'll let you fill in the spaces? XD But she sure makes me laugh so much when she's on.
Speaking of dating..............
Canadians have very specific "date requirements" that a person must meet before we will date them, such as the following;
1. The person must be able to handle below 0 degree weather, and keep a smile on your face the whole time (actually just smile for a minute, and the temperature here will freeze it that way permanently).
2. Must not be afraid of polar bears, since we often take our dates to "Polar Bear Petting Zoos" (and you have to bring your own dead salmon to feed them).
3. You must be able to recite at least three complete songs by Stomping Tom Connors (but not "Bud the Spud" - that one's way too easy!!!)
If you can meet these three requirements, you'll have no problem dating a Canadian!!!
Canadians have very specific "date requirements" that a person must meet before we will date them, such as the following;
1. The person must be able to handle below 0 degree weather, and keep a smile on your face the whole time (actually just smile for a minute, and the temperature here will freeze it that way permanently).
2. Must not be afraid of polar bears, since we often take our dates to "Polar Bear Petting Zoos" (and you have to bring your own dead salmon to feed them).
3. You must be able to recite at least three complete songs by Stomping Tom Connors (but not "Bud the Spud" - that one's way too easy!!!)
If you can meet these three requirements, you'll have no problem dating a Canadian!!!
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I'd never heard of Stomping Tom Collins, so I had to google him. That's the first time I ever heard Canadian country music before...(well, other than Shania Twain, who neither sings real country or real Canadian, so she's out.)
I listened to Bud the Spud, and I must say I'm perplexed. How can you have a truck-drivin' country song that doesn't mention fried chicken or biscuits-n-gravy?
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I am flabergasted Descyple!! Whatchadoin calling us filipinos your "cousins"?!!? I thought I was your sister! isn't canada in the pacific?!? Temperate weather with ocassional monsoons? No? Hmm. oh and i SERIOUSLY doubt you even play hockey Descyple! polar bear wrestling maybe but hockey.. you canadians can dream!
Kayak anyone?
Kayak anyone?
I am flabergasted Descyple!! Whatchadoin calling us filipinos your "cousins"?!!? I thought I was your sister! isn't canada in the pacific?!? Temperate weather with ocassional monsoons? No? Hmm. oh and i SERIOUSLY doubt you even play hockey Descyple! polar bear wrestling maybe but hockey.. you canadians can dream!
Kayak anyone?
Kayak anyone?
Yes it's true I don't play hockey, but the reason is because the Toronto Maple Leafs don't play hockey either!!!
OUCH!!!
You are joking, right Arwen? Please tell me you are joking!!! You are Canadian and you don't know who Stomping Tom Connors is??? I'm afraid we're going to have to deport you Arwen to whatever planet you can from (because you COULD NOT have been born on Canadian soil!!!).
Give me your address and I will immediately ship you Stomping Tom's complete Canadian collection (but please send it back to me when you're done, it's considered a national treasure - and us Canadians don't have many treasures to celebrate!!!)
Give me your address and I will immediately ship you Stomping Tom's complete Canadian collection (but please send it back to me when you're done, it's considered a national treasure - and us Canadians don't have many treasures to celebrate!!!)
Good answer Arwen. I think we'll keep you!!!
But I think we're going to have to beef up our border patrols, because it sounds like the Americans are not going to stop trying to smuggle Justin Bieber back to Canada!!!
I say we should train guard dogs to sniff out "bad singing talent", that way Bieber will never get back across the border!!!
But I think we're going to have to beef up our border patrols, because it sounds like the Americans are not going to stop trying to smuggle Justin Bieber back to Canada!!!
I say we should train guard dogs to sniff out "bad singing talent", that way Bieber will never get back across the border!!!