Shakespeare was a sissy himself as was much of the ruling class he entertained.... effeminate men may be attractive to some women and many other men...im sure
Yeah...we have zero evidence that Shakespeare was a "sissy." There's actually little information about him at all. Additionally, if you accept that William of Stratford upon Avon is actually Shakespeare, then you'd know he wasn't part of the ruling class. (There are some that argue that William of Stratford wasn't the guy because they find it so difficult to believe that a non-peer/non-noble could write the plays he wrote). Also the contention that "much of the ruling class" were "sissies" is not remotely historical.
Additionally, reading Shakespeare may not alter your single status, but it will make you a better human being.