Christmas Stalkings!!!

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I would stalk:

iTore - I'd sneak in while he was napping and paint his face like a storm trooper, leave my telltale token of a Slim Jim wrapper, and run cackling into the night chanting "I am a leaf on the wind..."

Catlynn - because I know where she lives, wahahaaa...

Jullianna - I'd leave footprints all over her beautiful mounds of snow.

Descyple - I'd leave notes all over his car and home signed by famous and long-dead puritans. Then I'd steal his cap and challenge him to an arm wrestling match.

Lil Christian - she would find strategically placed glutton free cupcakes all over her house for weeks, each having been nibbled on in a progressively more thorough manner until there is no more evidence and she must just assume that I am STILL coming into her house, eating entire cupcakes and leaving without a trace. Forever.

DuchessAimee - I will leave small piles of Phase 10 cards around for her to count and keep score of. Which she will do. Because she knows I am lazy with my brain.

Shouryu - Shour will eventually notice that every weekend he makes 5 jars of soup for the week, but on Monday when he opens his refrigerator there are always only 4. MmmmHmmm. Plus, his rice cooker goes missing and the kitchen smells suspiciously like first-pressing Nam Pla.

MissCris - I will sneak over every time it snows, push all the parking lot snow next door onto her front porch, and use it to make a billion creepy little snowdeer who peep into her windows in silent, frozen judgement.

Ugly - Hmmm... I have been sitting here for 5 minutes and can't think of anything creepy enough to frighten Ugly. Perhaps I shall sneak onto his computer, log into his account on CC and revive 100 threads from 2009, signing each one with a different nickname for his actual name, which I'm not allowed to use in public.

Tintin - I'll sneak overseas and accost Tintin with awkward side-hugs and green beans.

If your name is not listed, it is because my plans for you are too horrifying to relate on a public forum. I don't want to scare anyone prematurely.

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Psssh, I am as Canadian as any Winterpegger, my car struggling to start because it's -40 is proof enough :p Not like those Torontonians who experience milder temperatures, calling themselves Canadians...pssh
 
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I would stalk:

iTore - I'd sneak in while he was napping and paint his face like a storm trooper, leave my telltale token of a Slim Jim wrapper, and run cackling into the night chanting "I am a leaf on the wind..."

Catlynn - because I know where she lives, wahahaaa...

Jullianna - I'd leave footprints all over her beautiful mounds of snow.

Descyple - I'd leave notes all over his car and home signed by famous and long-dead puritans. Then I'd steal his cap and challenge him to an arm wrestling match.

Lil Christian - she would find strategically placed glutton free cupcakes all over her house for weeks, each having been nibbled on in a progressively more thorough manner until there is no more evidence and she must just assume that I am STILL coming into her house, eating entire cupcakes and leaving without a trace. Forever.

DuchessAimee - I will leave small piles of Phase 10 cards around for her to count and keep score of. Which she will do. Because she knows I am lazy with my brain.

Shouryu - Shour will eventually notice that every weekend he makes 5 jars of soup for the week, but on Monday when he opens his refrigerator there are always only 4. MmmmHmmm. Plus, his rice cooker goes missing and the kitchen smells suspiciously like first-pressing Nam Pla.

MissCris - I will sneak over every time it snows, push all the parking lot snow next door onto her front porch, and use it to make a billion creepy little snowdeer who peep into her windows in silent, frozen judgement.

Ugly - Hmmm... I have been sitting here for 5 minutes and can't think of anything creepy enough to frighten Ugly. Perhaps I shall sneak onto his computer, log into his account on CC and revive 100 threads from 2009, signing each one with a different nickname for his actual name, which I'm not allowed to use in public.


Tintin - I'll sneak overseas and accost Tintin with awkward side-hugs and green beans.

If your name is not listed, it is because my plans for you are too horrifying to relate on a public forum. I don't want to scare anyone prematurely.

I don't get the rest, but that one for Cristen is hilarious. 'Who peep into her windows in silent, frozen judgement' hahahahaha

But... i think you found a way to scare me. :(
And i never said that Goobaphonic.
 
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But... i think you found a way to scare me. :(
And i never said that Goobaphonic.
You mumbled it in your sleep one time. I saw your lips moving, through the window.

O_O
 

Descyple

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I would stalk:

Descyple - I'd leave notes all over his car and home signed by famous and long-dead puritans. Then I'd steal his cap and challenge him to an arm wrestling match.
I accept your challenge to an arm-wrestling match, Grace. However, I will need to wear my hat during the match and turn it backwards to give me more strength (like Sly Stallone from "Over The Top").

Then I will be unbeatable (even if you try to distract me with wise sayings from the Puritans!!!).

I think that's what the guy in the red shirt was doing with Sly, he was quoting John Owen to him, but Stallone didn't even blink!!!

 

Descyple

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Psssh, I am as Canadian as any Winterpegger, my car struggling to start because it's -40 is proof enough :p Not like those Torontonians who experience milder temperatures, calling themselves Canadians...pssh
Hey, it's us Torontonians who are the "REAL" Canadians. Here we have to duck gun-fire from gangs, whereas in your neck of the woods (and I mean "woods" literally) you just have to worry about ducking "hunters" gun-fire. In Toronto "We Are The Hunted", now that's what I call being Canadian!!!
 
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I accept your challenge to an arm-wrestling match, Grace. However, I will need to wear my hat during the match and turn it backwards to give me more strength (like Sly Stallone from "Over The Top").

Then I will be unbeatable (even if you try to distract me with wise sayings from the Puritans!!!).

I think that's what the guy in the red shirt was doing with Sly, he was quoting John Owen to him, but Stallone didn't even blink!!!

Everyone knows that if you want to win an arm wrestling match, you have to quote Jonathan Edwards. Even Stallone's concentration will fail in the face of Edwards!
 

Descyple

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Everyone knows that if you want to win an arm wrestling match, you have to quote Jonathan Edwards. Even Stallone's concentration will fail in the face of Edwards!
Jonathan Edwards was an American Puritan, which means he wasn't a pure-bred Puritan (from England)!!!

Sorry Grace, but I would still win the arm-wrestling match!!!
 
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Take it back!! American puritans were the best puritans ever created!

(And now, the righteous and indignant rage that fuels my powerful arm will surely send me into victory.)
 

Descyple

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Take it back!! American puritans were the best puritans ever created!

(And now, the righteous and indignant rage that fuels my powerful arm will surely send me into victory.)
Grace, American Puritans were Neo-Puritans (Neo standing for "Not Even Optional").

(After that one, Descyple immediately begins to pray for Samson-like strength just to keep Grace from breaking his arm during the match).
 

Chainhand

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The moderation team.

Go for the centralized power and claw your way to the top.
 
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EliBeth

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Hahaha!! Y'all are hilarious! :,D Made my day.
 

DuchessAimee

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People I am currently stalking:

Catlyn: I know where she lives. It's convenient.
Grace: She LOVES Phase 10.
Shour: He can cook awesome Thai food and then fix my car.
MissCris: She's will share brownies with me.
Maxwel: He's funny and, oddly enough, taught me how to be a Korean ninja.
Itore: He's a smart cookie.
Rachel: She is my enforcer.
Myself: Someone has to watch out for me...



People I will NOT stalk: Jullianna. I'm scared of her. (She's the fuzz, man!)


People I will stalk as soon as I have more time: Ugly, Arwen, Servant, Tintin, and Jimmers.


This list is subject to change at any time. If you'd like to be on my list, send me a PM. Thank you, and have a nice day!
 
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I could stalk Aimee too. Cause i've never met a Duchess. So if meeting one would be cool how much cooler would stalking one be?
 

DuchessAimee

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I could stalk Aimee too. Cause I've never met a Duchess. So if meeting one would be cool how much cooler would stalking one be?


You make an excellent point. :D
 
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Grace, American Puritans were Neo-Puritans (Neo standing for "Not Even Optional").

(After that one, Descyple immediately begins to pray for Samson-like strength just to keep Grace from breaking his arm during the match).