Christmas Stalkings!!!

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maxwel

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The girl in that video has a great stalker face.

Reminds me of some girls I know.
I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.
 

Fenner

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I would stalk Maxwell, I want to see what a cyclops does all day.
 

Fenner

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#43
Oh yeah, Ugly too, I bet he hunts for Big Foot! Or he'd help me hunt for Big Foot.
 

lil_christian

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That was YOU that took my Cheetos?!
...thanks for organizing my cupboard, much easier to find the Spaghettios now.
She needs to come to back to my house, my pantry's all kinds of messed up right now.
 
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Ugly

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#46
*looks down at feet and ponders...
 

lil_christian

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I would stalk:

iTore - I'd sneak in while he was napping and paint his face like a storm trooper, leave my telltale token of a Slim Jim wrapper, and run cackling into the night chanting "I am a leaf on the wind..."

Catlynn - because I know where she lives, wahahaaa...

Jullianna - I'd leave footprints all over her beautiful mounds of snow.

Descyple - I'd leave notes all over his car and home signed by famous and long-dead puritans. Then I'd steal his cap and challenge him to an arm wrestling match.

Lil Christian - she would find strategically placed glutton free cupcakes all over her house for weeks, each having been nibbled on in a progressively more thorough manner until there is no more evidence and she must just assume that I am STILL coming into her house, eating entire cupcakes and leaving without a trace. Forever.

DuchessAimee - I will leave small piles of Phase 10 cards around for her to count and keep score of. Which she will do. Because she knows I am lazy with my brain.

Shouryu - Shour will eventually notice that every weekend he makes 5 jars of soup for the week, but on Monday when he opens his refrigerator there are always only 4. MmmmHmmm. Plus, his rice cooker goes missing and the kitchen smells suspiciously like first-pressing Nam Pla.

MissCris - I will sneak over every time it snows, push all the parking lot snow next door onto her front porch, and use it to make a billion creepy little snowdeer who peep into her windows in silent, frozen judgement.

Ugly - Hmmm... I have been sitting here for 5 minutes and can't think of anything creepy enough to frighten Ugly. Perhaps I shall sneak onto his computer, log into his account on CC and revive 100 threads from 2009, signing each one with a different nickname for his actual name, which I'm not allowed to use in public.

Tintin - I'll sneak overseas and accost Tintin with awkward side-hugs and green beans.

If your name is not listed, it is because my plans for you are too horrifying to relate on a public forum. I don't want to scare anyone prematurely.

LOL! I can't guarantee my cupcakes are glutton free....but gluten free, yes. ;) hahahaha tooooo funny. XD

Grace-Like-Rain - because she'd paint my face. :D

Cris - because I she'll share chocolate with me. :p And chocolate and coffee are a beautiful combination.

Jullianna - because I want her to teach me her awesome skillz. :D

1still_waters - But that might be boring, because if he started reading the Bible out loud, I'd be caught, because I'd be asleep, snoring my head off. :p
 

rachelsedge

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rachelsedge- because I think she's secretly a ninja.
I'm neither confirming nor denying that I'm a ninja, but I'll just show you a picture a friend took of me and my other maybe-ninja-maybe-not friends the other day:

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Rachelsedge - just to creep her out.
You already know of things that creep me out, therefore I am very sure you could. :cool:

Rachel: She is my enforcer.
I'm not entirely sure what you mean by enforcer, in which case maybe I'm not a good one...unless you mean like this, and then I totally got yo' back.

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As for who I'm stalking, look out your window. If you don't see me, then I'm probably not stalking you. Unless I'm hiding behind that bush by your house...maybe you should go check...*evil laugh*
 
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LOL! I can't guarantee my cupcakes are glutton free....but gluten free, yes. ;) hahahaha tooooo funny. XD

Grace-Like-Rain - because she'd paint my face. :D
Hahahaa... I can't believe I did that and didn't even notice!
 

lil_christian

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I think I also wanna stalk RachelsEdge...just to see if she truly is as sweet in real life as she is online (which I bet she is...but I wanna make sure. :p)
 
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ServantStrike

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I have a song of love for all my potential stalkers. I shall sing it at the top of my lungs until my throat bleeds.

[video=youtube;VLIJi1FnK3w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLIJi1FnK3w[/video]
 
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DorothyG

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I think I would stalk GISYMS (I think that's how you spell it) to see if he really yells all the time.
 

Loveneverfails

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Well now I just want to stalk Rachel to see if she really can sound like a Turkey.
 
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ServantStrike

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Well now I just want to stalk Rachel to see if she really can sound like a Turkey.
No need to stalk - she's kind of backed herself into a corner now.

She's going to have to post a youtube video of herself sounding like a turkey.
 

Pipp

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#55
I learned my lesson about stalking after that one time I watched through a window as Ugly line danced to his favorite country songs while wearing a cowboy hat , cowboy boots and a bolo tie.... Some things can never be unseen....
 

rachelsedge

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No need to stalk - she's kind of backed herself into a corner now.

She's going to have to post a youtube video of herself sounding like a turkey.
I will do no such thing! :p Though, I did send a video to my sister, but I couldn't do the front camera to see myself because I laughed every time I saw myself do it. :rolleyes:

At least you'll know if you're being stalked by me now. Just listen for a turkey.
 

DuchessAimee

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And I wanna stalk Pipp when I have more time too!
 
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I don't know how to process this...
video -> Scary screaming arm wrestling women - YouTube


Screaming Arm Wrestler Will Haunt Your Eardrums [VIDEO]

"At the 2013 European Arm Wrestling Championships, one competitor relied on more than just her biceps to intimidate an opponent.

A competitor from Lithuania used eardrum-shattering yells and horror movie-style faces in a fierce bout with an arm wrestler from the Ukraine. The woman's unusual technique couldn't help her get an upper hand — err, arm — in the tournament, but she might at least have a future on the Internet."
 
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Grace, American Puritans were Neo-Puritans (Neo standing for "Not Even Optional").

(After that one, Descyple immediately begins to pray for Samson-like strength just to keep Grace from breaking his arm during the match).

Descyple, I've been saved a long time & I've NEVER seen anyone pray like that! BTW, you need a haircut, bro. :p