Dating DISASTERS!

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Baptistrw

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#41
lol I suppose you can be thankful you attract people :p
 
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CristenJ

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#42
:p I hadn't thought of it that way! :p
 
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Baptistrw

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#43
I always seemed to attract the most carnal of the female species lol It's surprising how wicked girls can be, you guys come off as nice but man you got a bad side I'll tell ya
 
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CristenJ

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#44
:eek:

We do not!

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Yeah, ok. Fair enough. Care to share?

:p
 
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Baptistrw

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#45
:eek:

We do not!

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Yeah, ok. Fair enough. Care to share?

:p
lol I got dumped for another guy and then the girl tells me all sorts of stuff I don't care to know that I won't share here, just to be mean about it! What's wrong with people!
 
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CristenJ

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#46
You're right! Girls ARE mean!

Well, THAT one was, anyway.
 
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Baptistrw

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#47
Honestly, she was one of the nicer ones lol women are hard to figure out, you think you got em down and then they throw you a curveball and you swing and miss
 
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CristenJ

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#48
Gotta love the baseball analogy!

But men are confusing too, you know...(Fred, Roy...LOL)

OR "TED"...hahahahaha

So, Ted was this guy in my class in highschool...I had no idea that he liked me, despite his habit of always being where ever I was, and tying my shoes for me every morning (I walked to school and couldn't be bothered to tie my shoes every 2 blocks so I just left them dangling-and yes, I fell on my face a lot).

Ted eventually asked me to go to Homecoming with him...but he wrote it in a note, which I actually still have...it says:

'Cristen,
I've been tying your stupid shoes for 2 years. I think that means you have to go to the dance with me. But I really hope that you wear shoes that don't tie."

I actually couldn't go to the dance, but what a way to be asked!
 
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Baptistrw

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#49
Gotta love the baseball analogy!

But men are confusing too, you know...(Fred, Roy...LOL)

OR "TED"...hahahahaha

So, Ted was this guy in my class in highschool...I had no idea that he liked me, despite his habit of always being where ever I was, and tying my shoes for me every morning (I walked to school and couldn't be bothered to tie my shoes every 2 blocks so I just left them dangling-and yes, I fell on my face a lot).

Ted eventually asked me to go to Homecoming with him...but he wrote it in a note, which I actually still have...it says:

'Cristen,
I've been tying your stupid shoes for 2 years. I think that means you have to go to the dance with me. But I really hope that you wear shoes that don't tie."

I actually couldn't go to the dance, but what a way to be asked!
That's actually really cheesey!
 
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CristenJ

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#50
Hahaha it so is.

I feel like I've been dating dwarves from Snow White...Crazy, Stumpy, Cheesy...

:p
 
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Baptistrw

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#51
lol who's next? Smelly?
 
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CristenJ

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#52
:eek: I hope not! But ya never know...
 
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Baptistrw

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#53
lol or Wimpy...
 
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CristenJ

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#54
That would totally be my luck!

Or...Cranky. Or Sneaky.

I can't think about it, it's too scary! LOL
 
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Baptistrw

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#55
lol you may find prince charming, but he could be a frog at the get go
 
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CristenJ

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#56
I don't mind frogs...

It's the warty toads that bug me! :p
 
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Gotta love the baseball analogy!

But men are confusing too, you know...(Fred, Roy...LOL)

OR "TED"...hahahahaha

So, Ted was this guy in my class in highschool...I had no idea that he liked me, despite his habit of always being where ever I was, and tying my shoes for me every morning (I walked to school and couldn't be bothered to tie my shoes every 2 blocks so I just left them dangling-and yes, I fell on my face a lot).

Ted eventually asked me to go to Homecoming with him...but he wrote it in a note, which I actually still have...it says:

'Cristen,
I've been tying your stupid shoes for 2 years. I think that means you have to go to the dance with me. But I really hope that you wear shoes that don't tie."

I actually couldn't go to the dance, but what a way to be asked!

i think that's cute! o_O
 
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Freckles

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#59
Haha this is cracking me up....I will spare the cheesy pick up lines-- but I think it's pretty hilarious that I had a guy ask me out on Facebook chat. I was like...seriously?! You have my phone number...you live in my town...but you had to use Facebook?! Needless to say, that was a no.
 

Missy

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ok I have a dating disaster.

I was 18, and living on my own, in Texas. I was walking home from work and walked past my friends apartment. She called me in and said "hey I want you to meet this great guy." He had just come into town from somwhere else and seemed really nice when I met him. He was tall and handsome, and had a brand new car, so he seemed stable enough. He wanted to take me to dinner. I was a single mom, working, and rarely dated. I agreed to go to dinner. I went home and changed, and my friend agreed to babysit for a couple of hours.

We started down the road, and I was cruisin in this new car, with this handsome guy, going to a nice dinner. Man was I going to devour that steak. He said he wanted to stop in and see if a friend was home, that might want to go too. We went around a corner or two and he ran in to find his friend. He came back out a couple of minutes later and no friend. We continued down the road. I was jammin to some cool music, and chit chatting with my date.

All of a sudden, the unmarked cops (Feds) were pulling us over. They drew their guns, and told us to get out with our hands up. They cuffed me and took me to jail. Turned out, the car we were in was stolen, in the trunk were stolen wallets, guns, checkbooks, etc. The friend he had gone to see, was a crack house that was being staked out and he had bought drugs, which were hidden under the seat.

I was terrified. I didn't know anyone in that state, except for a few people that were neighbors.I was distraught. I had never been in jail before. All I could think about was my son, who was a year old, and what was happening to him if they didn't belive me. The cops let me go, after long questioning. They gave me a ride home. I was so mad at my friend, but she didn't know what he was like either and felt really awful about it.

I didn't date for a long time after that. That was definately my worst date ever...lol