Dating DISASTERS!

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CristenJ

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#61
:eek: Missy!

How awful! I think that story takes the cake so far...

:eek:
 
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Baptistrw

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#62
Haha this is cracking me up....I will spare the cheesy pick up lines-- but I think it's pretty hilarious that I had a guy ask me out on Facebook chat. I was like...seriously?! You have my phone number...you live in my town...but you had to use Facebook?! Needless to say, that was a no.
Sounds like something I'd do haha
 
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Kyra

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#63
lol that was hilarious!
 
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#64
wow...i woulda gone to jail for murder if i guy did that to me.. j/k!!
 
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vaz

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#65
man kyra that is crazy!
 
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goth4god

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#66
so i dont have any dating disasters cuz i have never been on a date...
but a funny thing happened to me today on YIM.... since its in text I'll just paste it here lol. I found it super funny! ^_^ i love my friends!
My friend Daniel IMed me and was all
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:32:18 PM): Hey there Sexy
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:32:28 PM): o.0 hullo
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:32:30 PM): lol
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:32:41 PM): What are you doing tonight?
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:32:54 PM): umm.. nothing that i know of lol
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:33:14 PM): You wanna get busy?
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:33:33 PM): cleaning out your fire place
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:33:46 PM): lol i dont have a fire place
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:33:59 PM): Are you sure about that?
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:34:06 PM): I think I could find one
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:34:18 PM): o.0
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:35:17 PM): So
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:35:22 PM): you wanna?
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:35:32 PM): are you asking me out?
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:35:49 PM): what if I was?
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:36:06 PM): i would wonder why. lol
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:36:34 PM): what would you're asnwer be?
***right here Daniel texts my cell phone and informs me that our friend Dayna took over his computer***
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:37:07 PM): lol id say no, cuz i dont go out with girls
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:37:42 PM): Dang it
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:37:42 PM): lol
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:37:51 PM): So close
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:38:12 PM): ha ha! you did have me going!
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:38:17 PM): i was all what the heeeck?
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:38:41 PM): haha yes!
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:38:41 PM): :]
goth_4_god (2/15/2009 3:38:53 PM): ha ha! that was awkward! =P
lightswitch17 (2/15/2009 3:39:13 PM): haha yes
 
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omgosh! that's so totally rofl funny! I would of been uh...what the heck too!
 
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goth4god

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#68
lol i have another funny story...
my and my friend Aaryn had just broken up [it was an online relationship] and a few mins after we broke up my friend Jenn got online.
well since Aaryn and I felt like being mean I IMed Jenn and told her the reason Aaryn and i broke up was cuz he liked another girl.
At the same time Aaryn was also IMing Jenn and 'confessing his love to her' even tho he didnt like her.
this went on for a few minutes and i faked being mad at Jenn and Aaryn faked being in love with her.
it was priceless!
once we told her the truth she hated us both cuz she was freaking out! ha ha!
personally i think it was a good way to use a break-up as an advantage!
I just wish i could have seen the look on Jenns face!
 
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KJV15John11

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#69
I've been really enjoying this old thread. A lot of funny stories and pickup lines. Enjoy and add some of your own.