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Reborn

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You’re the Obi-wan for me.

How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?

I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.
Yeah, but Star Wars, or any science fiction references- type pickup lines have never worked for me.

Hmmm.....Maybe next time, I'll try them without hitting her on the head with a plastic light saber?
That may be where l'm going wrong.
 

melita916

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*adds pick up lines to collection*

Wait. Do guys fall for pick up lines? Or should I get rid of all my lines?

:(
 
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gymnerd

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Yeah, but Star Wars, or any science fiction references- type pickup lines have never worked for me.

Hmmm.....Maybe next time, I'll try them without hitting her on the head with a plastic light saber?
That may be where l'm going wrong.
You just have to go to the right places to use these, like comic con or....comic con.
 

seoulsearch

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*adds pick up lines to collection*

Wait. Do guys fall for pick up lines? Or should I get rid of all my lines?

:(

I think I'd have a better chance at guys tripping and FALLING OVER lines around me than falling FOR lines.

Now all I have to do is set up and bait a few man traps... Er... Not that I'm drawing up any plans...

But why do fishing lines (the line is so much more subtle... less obvious) and bacon come to mind?

Hey! Scheming still amounts to skillzzzz. And, I don't like to call it "scheming". "Planning" sounds a whole lot more legal.
 
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gymnerd

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*adds pick up lines to collection*

Wait. Do guys fall for pick up lines? Or should I get rid of all my lines?

:(
Honestly I probably would fall for them because then that would be a way to get me talking since Im kinda shy, but instead I get stared at like they are expecting me so start a converstation.
 

seoulsearch

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You just have to go to the right places to use these, like comic con or....comic con.
I went to Gen Con eons ago... My boyfriend and his friend went to go play D&D or something and I went down to look at the artist's booths... When we all met up again, I told them they were never allowed to leave me by myself at that place again.

A lot of guys there seemed to have "Unicorn Syndrome". I think some of them... had HEARD of women and maybe even SEEN pictures of women in magazines and on TV... but they'd never actually SEEN a woman or approached one in real life (kind of like a unicorn.)

At least... that's what it felt like... And I kind of clung to my boyfriend the rest of our time there.
 

melita916

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Kim, I have less than a week! Quick! Tell me pick up lines that mos def work!!!!

:p
 

seoulsearch

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Kim, I have less than a week! Quick! Tell me pick up lines that mos def work!!!!

:p
Uh, Melita... Asking the Perpetually Single Herself Girl for advice might not exact get you the desired results. :rolleyes:

Seriously. If MY OWN lines worked... I just might share them with you!!!

#TheBlindLeadingTheBlind

#GoodLuckWithThatOneGirl

#CheckPlease(I'mSingle)
 

melita916

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Siiiiiiigh. Thanks anyway, Kim. I guess we should just eat ice cream.
 
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True story:

My brother and I went to a local pub and we sat next to two women but did not engage in conversation with them. At one point some guy put his hand on the tush of the woman next to me and she lost her mind, screaming at the entire pub! He walks away, she turns and looks and me and yells, "What are you looking at?"

My response: "Take it is easy, Sunshine. I know where you're coming from. Sometimes I just want to have a beer with my brother without any women bothering me." She looked at me with star-struck eyes and asked me my name. I replied, "Didn't you hear a word I just said? I want to have a beer with my brother without any women bothering me."

I had her in the palm of my hand. :cool:
 
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seoulsearch

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Siiiiiiigh. Thanks anyway, Kim. I guess we should just eat ice cream.
Look on the bright side, Mel...

Maybe we can practice our skillzzz on the guy driving the ice cream truck.

(He might give us free ice cream just to leave him alone.)
 

maxwel

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I went to Gen Con eons ago... My boyfriend and his friend went to go play D&D or something and I went down to look at the artist's booths... When we all met up again, I told them they were never allowed to leave me by myself at that place again.

A lot of guys there seemed to have "Unicorn Syndrome". I think some of them... had HEARD of women and maybe even SEEN pictures of women in magazines and on TV... but they'd never actually SEEN a woman or approached one in real life
(kind of like a unicorn.)

At least... that's what it felt like... And I kind of clung to my boyfriend the rest of our time there.
This is really funny.

:)
 
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gymnerd

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True story:

My brother and I went to a local pub and we sat next to two women but did not engage in conversation with them. At one point some guy put his hand on the tush of the woman next to me and she lost her mind, screaming at the entire pub! He walks away, she turns and looks and me and yells, "What are you looking at?"

My response: "Take it is easy, Sunshine. I know where you're coming from. Sometimes I just want to have a beer with my brother without any women bothering me." She looked at me with star-struck eyes and asked me my name. I replied, "Didn't you hear a word I just said? I want to have a beer with my brother without any women bothering me."

I had her in the palm of my hand. :cool:
*takes notes from utah*
 

Mo0448

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no pick up lines...just be confident in who you are and comfortable in your own skin that's enough to draw any guy's attention...the good ones anyways lol
 

BruceWayne

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no pick up lines...just be confident in who you are and comfortable in your own skin that's enough to draw any guy's attention...the good ones anyways lol
Agree to disagree. I require at least 2 great pick up lines. One to get my attention and the other to keep it.

lol Kidding of course.. probably. :eek: