Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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iTOREtheSKY

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Where did everyone run off to? Did they all really go to IHOP & leave me here? How is it that you can have banter going with 5 or 6 peeps in multiple threads for an hour & then it's like the rapture hit & Blammo! I'm left holding a melting pint of Haagen Dazz & my tears. lol
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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why u leaving Aimee...did Jules take yer' pancakes too? lol she never shares.
 
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Jullianna

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Leaves one pancake for ITore...along with a little cheese to go with his whine ;)
 
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MissCris

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I have now typed 3 different responses to this thread. I mean, in this one post. And didn't post them. Because I'm not paying attention to what I'm saying, so I've ended up with something about drunken elves that can't clean properly, burnt breakfast, exploding vacuum cleaners, trains, hantivirus (that is TOO a word!), and I can't remember what else, possibly the stick of butter that has been stalking me. I dunno.

It's sad that all that stuff is more interesting if I don't explain any of it.




 
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dyingeveryday

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I now catch myself wanting to derail a thread and instead coming here. to say I want to derail a thread. lol. maybe this derailers anonymous program really works!
 
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dyingeveryday

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I have now typed 3 different responses to this thread. I mean, in this one post. And didn't post them. Because I'm not paying attention to what I'm saying, so I've ended up with something about drunken elves that can't clean properly, burnt breakfast, exploding vacuum cleaners, trains, hantivirus (that is TOO a word!), and I can't remember what else, possibly the stick of butter that has been stalking me. I dunno.

It's sad that all that stuff is more interesting if I don't explain any of it.




Yet I feel like I totally understand. without you explaining it. lol.
 
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dyingeveryday

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Never mind, relapsed in the music forum...my name is dyingeveryday. And I'm a derailaholic.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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@ dyingeveryday...dude...it's 12 steps now & 12 steps later...24 step program. It's as though you are reaching out for some dark terrible incomprehensible force. Is it my bun collection? All you need to do is ask. Baby,you can drive my car...even though I'm not gonna be a star...I do love you though. In a brotherly way. I have to clarify that,as my brother in the Lord always tells me about all those different kinds of "love" (I call it lurve) not the making shove kind. Yes..making shove...not love,or eros..but pushing your spouse out of the bed when they forget to bring you home snacks at 1 am. When clearly they have been out at the 7-Eleven...they smell of fine beef jerky & other smoked meats...there's always the blueberry tint on their lips from the Slurpee big gulp they just drank on the car ride home. Don't let them try to convince you that it was hypothermia. Lies! Take my hand DED...I will show you the ways of derailment like no other before or after. Come my brother...let us frolic in the way of our forefathers...run to the light CarolAnn.
 
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SeatBelt

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there heeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeee
 
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dyingeveryday

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Baby you can drive my car? Dude, I don't know what's worse? The fact that you said that or that I know where it's from. lol.
 
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dyingeveryday

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Derailers! Mount up!...... That was my young guns version of calling the derailers posse together to derail. Tore, you made me miss 7 eleven stores! There are none in this urea. lol.
 
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MissCris

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...the elusive 7 Eleven...

We don't have any of those around here, either. Well, there's one...um...

<---sorta that direction, if I were to drive for an hour and a half.

Wait, that direction is my couch. Nevermind.
 
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dyingeveryday

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There is one three days drive that way. being West. Otherwise I don't know.
 
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SeatBelt

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i thought you were in eastern OK... we've got 7/11's here in the metro.

blew my mind when my brother went off to college in Mo. and people were amazed at the Circle K work shirt I'd give him (this was the early to mid 90's, cool was different back then)... they thought Circle K was something made up for Bill & Ted's Exelent Adventure.

just wow.

whatelse?
 
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