Do you ever feel...?

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Jullianna

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Do you ever feel scared that a guy with one eyeball, webbed feet and gills is one of the most sensible people you know?
 
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...do you ever feel that...

...there is something unreal about this world, and you are going to wake up at any moment...
 
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MatthewMichael

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Do you ever feel scared that a guy with one eyeball, webbed feet and gills is one of the most sensible people you know?
Ding! "Who is Kevin Costner in Waterworld!?"
 
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Aw, Bridget :(. I know how you feel, I always sit by myself as well. I'll go to the "Coffee and Donut Fellowship Hour" and no one sits at my table! Guess they know a troublemaker when they see one... heh. :)

If I were by your neck of the woods, I would definitely sit by you, Bridget. We could share Bibles, crayons, favorite Scripture bookmarks, get matching WWJSB (Who Would Jesus Sit By) wristbands, and swap from our collection of favorite Christian Slogan Pencil Toppers.

Why, I'd even let you share your deodorant with me.

Err... Wait a minute... None of this is coming out right. I think my well-wishes are taking a wrong turn here... (And much faster than I intended!) :)

"Do You Ever Feel... Like Someone At Church Is Stalking You?" (Instead of "The Roommate", this would be the Christian version... "The Pew Mate.")
And if I were in your neck of the woods, I would totally join your table. Except for the deodorant sharing. :cool:
 

presidente

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Do you ever feel....


like a plastic bag, blowing in the wind.


I heard that line in a song a few years ago. I thought it was kind of an odd line. How does anyone know what a plastic bag feels like, or would feel like if it were conscious?
 
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Shouryu

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#26
Do you ever feel that -

If you were in a relationship you wouldn't have any time to...
come to CC and chat with all of the crazy single people????

:)
Hmm. MissCriss might have to disagree with you there.
 
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Do you ever feel....


like a plastic bag, blowing in the wind.

I heard that line in a song a few years ago. I thought it was kind of an odd line. How does anyone know what a plastic bag feels like, or would feel like if it were conscious?
Hmmm,...thats interesting. I know what if feel's like when you roll your windows down on a beautiful day..and a gush of wind comes into your car escorting a plastic bag out your window,...as your work documentation decides to up and follow it too...then scatter all over the highway. :) I imagine the plastic walmart bag was very pleased with the adventure.
 
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Jullianna

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Do you ever feel like it would be great to have someone around to rub your feet?

*adds this to the list of marital advantages*

- someone to reach the high stuff
- someone to open jars
= someone to rub feet

If I ever have a prenup, I'm adding a foot rubbing clause. Just sayin'
 
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MatthewMichael

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Do you ever feel like it would be great to have someone around to rub your feet?

*adds this to the list of marital advantages*

- someone to reach the high stuff
- someone to open jars
= someone to rub feet

If I ever have a prenup, I'm adding a foot rubbing clause. Just sayin'
That's assuming you married someone who'll rub 'em. Prenup clause sounds good. That being said, I'll rub your feet if you'll rub mine... Sometimes mine are smelly... and by "sometimes" I mean "most times"...
 

DuchessAimee

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Do you ever feel like it would be great to have someone around to rub your feet?

*adds this to the list of marital advantages*

- someone to reach the high stuff
- someone to open jars
= someone to rub feet

If I ever have a prenup, I'm adding a foot rubbing clause. Just sayin'


It sounds good, but my feet are highly ticklish. lol, it wouldn't work out well.
 
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MatthewMichael

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Do you ever feel....


like a plastic bag, blowing in the wind.


I heard that line in a song a few years ago. I thought it was kind of an odd line. How does anyone know what a plastic bag feels like, or would feel like if it were conscious?
Katy Perry Firework.. Only know this because I write songs, and I like to analyze the highest charting hits... As far as if she knows what it feels like... Songwriters these days go for detail, detail, detail. It's just easy to picture that kind of imagery in your mind, and by the time you picture it, your mind is presented with another lyrical bit of imagery which distracts you and keeps you from noticing how bad the line actually was :eek:
 
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Jullianna

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#32
*adds subparagraph A to Article V of prenup that feet should be soaked first...or at least put yer socks on* :)
 
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MatthewMichael

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*tears well into eyes* You hate my feet!!
 
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Jullianna

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Do these socks make my feet look fat? :D

P.S. = Firework is on my list of the most annoying songs ever.
 
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MatthewMichael

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*tries to distance himself from teenie bopper pop*

Well, since I don't usually listen to Katy Perry just for fun, I actually only looked into it recently because the gym I go to plays it a lot... ok.. I'm not gonna lie. I can't get it outta my head! The melody from the prechorus into the chorus is like crack. I'm guessing Max Martin wrote it for her.. He's had a hand in sooo many number one's the past few years.
 
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MatthewMichael

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Oh, and no. Those socks emphasize the adorability of your footies... Oh wait... is.... is the left one crooked?
 
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Shouryu

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Do you ever feel like it would be great to have someone around to rub your feet?

*adds this to the list of marital advantages*

- someone to reach the high stuff
- someone to open jars
= someone to rub feet

If I ever have a prenup, I'm adding a foot rubbing clause. Just sayin'
Dunno what it's like to have my feet rubbed. Because in my last relationship, that was a fairly one-sided activity. Gave my hands a workout. I don't complain, since I never asked to have my feet rubbed.

I'm not sure how someone's overall height factors into to foot-rubbing responsibility, Red.

Do you ever feel like it would be fun to have someone poke fun at you when you blow a shift, or over-correct when you powerslide through a corner?
 
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Jullianna

Guest
#38
Do you ever feel like you should go to bed, but you don't want to because you are posting silly stuff on CC because you've had enough serious?
 
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Shouryu

Guest
#39
Do you ever feel like you should contact a forum member's family members to tell them to be silly more? Like, "you need to clown around with your mom more, because she's having silly cravings, dude."
 
May 24, 2013
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Do you ever feel like it would be great to have someone around to rub your feet?

*adds this to the list of marital advantages*

- someone to reach the high stuff
- someone to open jars
= someone to rub feet

If I ever have a prenup, I'm adding a foot rubbing clause. Just sayin'
...well, all I can say is that I am sporting the superior variation of the 'runners toe', where the middle toe is longer :)

...this of course, qualifies me for 'longer and more profound' foot rubs and delicate massages; all of which I will graciously allow to the willing applicant who qualifies ... :D