This thread reminds me of a conversation Carl Hurley had with a little old lady after one of his shows.
"I think you're so funny Mr. Hurley. You're a good comedian."
"Well thank you!"
"You know, I think you look like a comedian."
"Well... Uh... Thank you."
"If you're gonna be a good comedian, I think it's important to look like one."
"Well I guess so..."
"If you were tall and handsome you probably wouldn't be a good comedian."
"Uh..."