My Chocolate Emergency Kit would include the following:
1. A slice of my mother's home-made Devil's Chocolate Cake (no one makes cakes like my mommy-dearest!!!)
2. Two Chunky Kit-Kats - one to eat during an emergency, and one to be buried with (yeah, I want a chocolate bar with me in my casket - you got a problem with that???).
3. The home phone numbers of Betty Crocker and Laura Secord
4. A replica gun to scare off all your other chocolate lovers when the great "Chocolate Shortage of 2014" hits the world and you come searching for my kit!!!
5. Most important of all - a pre-paid Dairy Queen Platinum Visa Card