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Poinsetta

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#21
Ok guys. The sexy part could be replaced with something that you like about yourself.
 

Dino246

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#22
Ok guys. The sexy part could be replaced with something that you like about yourself.
Don't let the flak bother you. I didn't see anything wrong with your OP. :)

... says the man with the sexy tape-wrapped coke-bottle glasses and pocket protector.
 

seoulsearch

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#24
Don't let the flak bother you. I didn't see anything wrong with your OP. :)

... says the man with the sexy tape-wrapped coke-bottle glasses and pocket protector.
Well dang nab it.

Dino beat me to it.

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...

As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.

Behold, the smoldering sexiness!

I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints. :LOL:
 

Angela_s

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#25
I like my eyes ,I don't think that's enough, but I like my eyes
 
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Well dang nab it.

Dino beat me to it.

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...

As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.

Behold, the smoldering sexiness!

I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints. :LOL:
Seoul-- you SO cracked me up!! Will have to bookmark your post so that I can revisit it anytime that I need an instant laugh! :D And hey... burning insects doesn't HAVE to be a "date" thing... surely it could also fit acceptably into the realm of friendship (without the blazing or steamy romance part) and we could just spend time bonding over their burning little bodies? :D Heck, I'd even buy you a coffee for quality entertainment like that!! :D LOL

And no worries, when your porcelain-ware does finally meet its end you will be able to hold candles in your mouth to light your way on dark nights and, wow, what a party trick!! :D

Now, slipping back into my flame retardant pjs in case you smolder yourself into a fire and burn down CChat while I'm napping. ;) lol
 

17Bees

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Oh sure you speak cow, but how well?

Don't make me call Bessie over here to test your Cow-tanese...

Well, not to show off, but "moo" just mean "Hi". But like "Mehhh eeewah maw" means "holy human batcow"
 

Poinsetta

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Nov 24, 2018
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#33
Well dang nab it.

Dino beat me to it.

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...

As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.

Behold, the smoldering sexiness!

I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints. :LOL:
Hey Seoulsearch you said porcelain? Mine are acrylic lol 🦷
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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#34
Hey Seoulsearch you said porcelain? Mine are acrylic lol 🦷
We'll move over, sexy features.

Now we have to talk about what's real vs. fake.

Next thread idea: "What's The Nicest Fake Thing About You?"

On second thought, that could go about 50 Shades of Wrong, so we'll just have to leave it as a hypothetical. :censored:
 
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Jennie-Mae

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We'll move over, sexy features.

Now we have to talk about what's real vs. fake.

Next thread idea: "What's The Nicest Fake Thing About You?"

On second thought, that could go about 50 Shades of Wrong, so we'll just have to leave it as a hypothetical. :censored:
My nicest fake thing is my hair color atm. When it’s usually red, it’s now all blonde😁.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#38
Seoul... Peas... You are both so incredibly creepy.

*Sniff* You make us so proud. We have trained you well.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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#39
Here's a song just for you two creepy ladies.

 
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Jennie-Mae

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Well dang nab it.

Dino beat me to it.

I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that men can't resist my uber--sexy glasses, because even though they're supposed to be the thinnest lenses available in my prescription, if I take them off--forget puny little ants--these babies are still thick enough to take the faintest ray of sunlight... and burn giant cockroaches to a crisp. (And who wouldn't want THAT as a first date?) Nothing says "steamy romance" like smoking insect carcasses...

As if that weren't irresistible enough, my fake capped teeth (top 6) contain more porcelain that your Grandmother's best china. Seeing as they're about 20 years old, the day they all fall off, I'm going to look like a Jack'O'Lantern--with tooth decay.

Behold, the smoldering sexiness!

I'd better stop posting now, before someone faints. :LOL:
Too late for that, my dear🤗.

In due accordance with my fragile belle image I’ve done fainted, but luckily, there was a gentleman to catch me😊.

Y’all know I’m kidding, right?