Greatest pick up line ever!

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Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Christian pickup line:

Hey there, you remind me of that verse that says love thy neighbor!

Christian retort:

Well you remind me of that verse that says depart from me, I never knew you.

(I'm never going back to that church again...) :p
 
JohnDB

JohnDB

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Only for those in the USA...

"Oh, I see that you were eating skittles. Mind if I chase the rainbow?"
 
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Asterismos

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Pick up line. I'm doomed probably. Since it will never happen. How about. If me and the pillow man both sang, easy down the river, would it merit a date??.
 
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EDENgate

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brokenxangel said:
Im just posting a funny little situation with the greatest pick up line ever! Me, "Hi my names Angel ...whats yours?" . She (Diamond) says, " Hi im Diamond how ar-" I interrupt with " hold on I gotta call!". Diamond looks at me crazy as I act like im talking in my phone. " Hello? Hold a sec please ill ask!" . I turn to her and say, " Its God he says hes missing an Angel,,,Ill inform Him your busy!" Lol its cheesy but it worked!
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Worked how?
 
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Gojira

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People, c'mon now. I can't believe you've overlooked the best pick-up line of all!

The 2:00 mark is when the magic happens. Ladies, get ready to be swooned.


(I tried something like this once on this beautiful woman in a Subway restaurant. Didn't work as well.)
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Aug 13, 2014
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Gojira said:
People, c'mon now. I can't believe you've overlooked the best pick-up line of all!

The 2:00 mark is when the magic happens. Ladies, get ready to be swooned.


(I tried something like this once on this beautiful woman in a Subway restaurant. Didn't work as well.)
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In my head a different voice added, "And I live in a van down by the river."
 
I_am_Canadian

I_am_Canadian

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Dec 8, 2014
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Hey where did you get your master of divinity??

Beacause I've never seen a woman whose as divine looking as you.

*I am Canadian exclusive all rights reserved lol
 
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