happy single awareness day!!! lol
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
J
Hi, I'm _______. You're cute. Mind if I lay hands on you?
I didn't believe in predestination until tonight.
For you I'd slay two Goliaths.
The word says "Feed those that are hungry and give drink to those that are thirsty." Dinner?
Compared to you the Queen of Sheba was a hobo.
Hello, will you be my Shulamite?
What do you think Paul meant when he said "greet everyone with a holy kiss"?
I didn't believe in predestination until tonight.
For you I'd slay two Goliaths.
The word says "Feed those that are hungry and give drink to those that are thirsty." Dinner?
Compared to you the Queen of Sheba was a hobo.
Hello, will you be my Shulamite?
What do you think Paul meant when he said "greet everyone with a holy kiss"?
J
Oh, nice bracelet. What does it mean? Let me guess. Who would Jesus date?
You're halo matches you're eyes perfectly.
My friend told me about you. I think you know him. His names Jesus.
So last night I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don't have yours.
Hey, you want to know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.
If I walk around you 7 times and blow a trumpet, will you fall for me?
I must be Boaz, cause baby, you're ruthless.
Is your name Faith 'cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hi. My name is Will... God's Will.
You're halo matches you're eyes perfectly.
My friend told me about you. I think you know him. His names Jesus.
So last night I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don't have yours.
Hey, you want to know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.
If I walk around you 7 times and blow a trumpet, will you fall for me?
I must be Boaz, cause baby, you're ruthless.
Is your name Faith 'cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hi. My name is Will... God's Will.
J
Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?
Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.
Is this the transfiguration because you're glowing.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
Me. You. Song of songs: the remix.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked in the room that was me giving the clap offering.
I don't have a job right now and I live in my parents basement, but I swear I'm storing up treasures in heaven and my mansion's gonna rock!
You are so unblemished I would sacrifice you.
Is it hot in here, or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
Bathsheba had nothing on you.
My spiritual gift is good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
You put the cute back in persecution.
My favorite species of vegetationis the church plant.
Hi, I'm Calvin. You were meant to choose me.
You're totally deprave, but I'd still go out with you.
Feel free to meet me on the threshing foor.
Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.
Is this the transfiguration because you're glowing.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
Me. You. Song of songs: the remix.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked in the room that was me giving the clap offering.
I don't have a job right now and I live in my parents basement, but I swear I'm storing up treasures in heaven and my mansion's gonna rock!
You are so unblemished I would sacrifice you.
Is it hot in here, or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
Bathsheba had nothing on you.
My spiritual gift is good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
You put the cute back in persecution.
My favorite species of vegetationis the church plant.
Hi, I'm Calvin. You were meant to choose me.
You're totally deprave, but I'd still go out with you.
Feel free to meet me on the threshing foor.
