I love Jesus more than...

[hoss2576]

Obviously (hopefully), we all love Jesus more than anything, so I thought we could have fun with this:


I love Jesus more than...Pipp loves baking cakes.


I love Jesus more than...the ladies love Tintin's beard.


I love Jesus more than...Shouryu loves Jem and the Holograms.

Now include your own.


(Please limit yourself to 3 per post)

 

[seoulsearch]

I love Jesus even more than I love seeing threads get derailed (even if I'm the one doing the derailing.)

I love Jesus even more than Lynx loves dark chocolate, Christian74 loves driving, Gypsygirl loves boots, and Grace-Like-Rain loves cordial cherries. (Though I would still arm-wrestle Grace anytime over a fresh box. )

I love Jesus even MORE than the S.A.P.'s (Self-Appointed Prophets) love arguing ABOUT Jesus in the Bible Discussion Forum.

 

[skylove7]

I love Jesus...more than I love myself. I love others more than my existence. I despise vanity...for there are children with burned faces.

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

I love Jesus more than I love myself.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I love Jesus more than skylove7 loves jetskiing..

I love Jesus more than Siberian_Khatru likes derailing threads.

I love Jesus more than JesusLives likes to refer to herself as blond.

 

[lil_christian]

I love Jesus more than Klondike bars.

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

I love Jesus more than skylove7 loves jetskiing..

I love Jesus more than Siberian_Khatru likes derailing threads.

I love Jesus more than JesusLives likes to refer to herself as blond.

Did you know that if you pet a cat 70 million times, you can develop enough static electricity to light a 60-watt light bulb for one minute? This thread needs more pop tarts. *plays tetherball with Bigfoot*

 

[egeiro]

I love Jesus more than Hitler loved blonde haired blue eyed children.

I love Jesus more than magnets love paper clips.

I love Jesus more than these lungs loving the next breath, or this heart pining for the next beat, more than the melodies of life and the hope that rises while captivated by a sunrise.

Side note: I love Jesus more than tacos.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

I love Jesus more than:

Hoss loves Matt Chandler.

Seoul loves having people cook for her.

Catherder loves fixing people's bikes.

 

[zeroturbulence]

This thread is..



(really cheesy)

 

[Lynx]

I'm reminded of a song we used to sing in Children's Church.

"I love Jesus better than ice cream
And ice cream's very good
I love Jesus better than ice cream
Like I know I should
Even when I don't obey Him
And do all the things I should
Jesus loves me better than ice cream
And ice cream's very good"

 

[gypsygirl]

i love jesus more than a skier loves snow

i love jesus more than a garden loves sunshine

i love jesus more than a a mud puddle loves rain


p.s. since i love analogies and this thread, plus lynx's post remind me of one of my (ohsomany) favorite songs:

[video=youtube;8K0qCCfeMAE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K0qCCfeMAE[/video]

Your love is better than ice cream
Better than anything else that I've tried
And your love is better than ice cream
But everyone here knows how to fight

And it's a long way down
It's a long way down
It's a long way down to the place
Where we started from


Your love is better than chocolate
Better than anything else that I've tried
Oh, love is better than chocolate
Everyone here knows how to cry


And it's a long way down
It's a long way down
It's a long way down to the place
Where we started from

 

[Donkeyfish07]

I love Jesus more than the bible discussion forum loves to argue

Top that one

 

[seoulsearch]

(second post of the thread) I love Jesus even MORE than the S.A.P.'s (Self-Appointed Prophets) love arguing ABOUT Jesus in the Bible Discussion Forum.

I love Jesus more than the bible discussion forum loves to argue

Top that one

I may be old, but every now and then... I still beat out the young whipper snappers!

On second thought... You and I think so much alike it's kind of creepy, DF.

Get outta my head, man!!! (You're interfering with my thoughts about cheesecake...)

 

[Donkeyfish07]

I may be old, but every now and then... I still beat out the young whipper snappers!

On second thought... You and I think so much alike it's kind of creepy, DF.

Get outta my head, man!!! (You're interfering with my thoughts about cheesecake...)

Darn it Kimmy. I didnt notice you beat me to it. Lol. Now i have to top it.....and I've got nothing

 

[seoulsearch]

Darn it Kimmy. I didnt notice you beat me to it. Lol. Now i have to top it.....and I've got nothing

Why don't you just bring in a giant cheesecake... topped with fruit... and we'll call it even.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

I love Jesus more than Donkeyfish loves winning.

 

[kodiak]

Darn it Kimmy. I didnt notice you beat me to it. Lol. Now i have to top it.....and I've got nothing

I might have one for you. I love Jesus more than scooby likes scooby snacks or a police officer likes a bullet proof vest when it saves him. The vest only saves you once and not in the same way. Have a great Easter!

 

[Donkeyfish07]

I love Jesus more than Donkeyfish loves winning.

Lol, good one . Derail alert (since you enjoy it so much Kimmy ).....I was in the car the other day listening to a Christian radio station and I heard the song you ninja'd your screen name from. All this time I thought grace like rain was a clever poetic name you created.

 

[Roh_Chris]

I love Jesus more than gypsygirl likes her boots.

I love Jesus more than Lynx likes his chocolates.

I love Jesus more than Grace-like-rain likes to mar children's faces with paint

I love Jesus more than zeroturbulence likes his planes.