I want a husband who’s a full provider and protects me

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tourist

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I'm asking God to make Bugs Bunny real in Heaven.

Can you imagine? Walking down a golden street, minding your own business, when OOMMPH!!! You fall through an instant hole poured out by the waskiwy rabbit.
"What's up, Doc?"
 
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Gojira

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#42
"What's up, Doc?"
I'd yell "BUGS!!!!! You're here!!!!"

"Yeah, didn't tink I'd make it, didjya?"

"Awww, well I'm glad you did!! Let me hug you!"

Bear-squeeze ensues... His eyes get bulgy and bloodshot, and he tries to squirm out of the bear-like grasp of my hug.

"Take it easy doc! You ruffled my fur! I just pressed it."

"Sorry Mr. Bunny. Hey... wanna try a little... mischief?"

"Shaw, I'm game. Whatcha have in mind?"

"She who was my wife in our former lives likes to drive. I think it's time her home was... renovated..."

Geez if this isn't off-topic, I don't know what would be.