If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
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joefizz

Guest
#341
#341
joefizz said:
buy 20 whoopie cushions hide them all over the house,then invite random people over for amusement!
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oh come on nobody likes this idea? hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#343
#343
Go and chase some sunflakes!
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#348
#348
Keep my current imaginary wife....
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#350
#350
Almost taste the cake!
 
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Stewart

Guest
#352
#352
Marry my fridge!!lol
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#354
#354
Going to a marriage guidance councillor....
 
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Stewart

Guest
#355
#355
Ha ha..
but they would be the perfect bride..all dressed in white!!!
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#356
#356
Stewart said:
Ha ha..
but they would be the perfect bride..all dressed in white!!!
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Marriage guidance councillors dress in white? Didn't know that.
 
Maka

Maka

Senior Member
#357
Jun 26, 2017
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#357
If I'm single for too much longer, I'm going to run out of answer to this question.
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

Notorious Member
#359
Jan 12, 2016
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#359
I'm going to get into a gun fight in Syria.
 
Devoted2JC

Devoted2JC

Senior Member
#360
Jan 16, 2011
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#360
Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person, while occasionally staring blankly out the front window in order to keep the rumors alive. :p
 
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