If you could change your first or last name, what would it be?

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JimJimmers

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I always wanted to be called Annabelle Anastasia Jones IV. My Mom said I was being "unreasonable".
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Maybe Grace-Like-Herman???
He's lookin' to re-locate,so it seems. lol

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iTOREtheSKY

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#46
I think I found it in the bowels of tumblr. lolz
 

DuchessAimee

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I am going to change my first and last name if I get married. Aimee isn't my legal name, but it's what everyone calls me.
 
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Shouryu

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#50
Still looking for that woman that will allow me to name our daughter Claire Annette.
 
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Shouryu

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I'm sorry Zaoman, but you're going to have to pick a different name, because that is what all the women here on CC call me when they send me private messages!!!
Are you sure? Because I remember that short time you had an actual photo as your avvy, and I could have sworn your name was Guns McBiceps.
 

mystdancer50

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I told my brother's girlfriend, when she found out she was pregnant, that she should name the baby Bo-Bear, if a male, and Bo-Beara if a female. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. :)
 

Pipp

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When I was 7 my sister was born ... I tried talking my parents into naming her Joni ... like the girl from the Conway Twitty song.. but they wouldn't consider it :(
 

AzureAfire

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Apr 16, 2013
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Men always ruin good chances to name their children. For example, if I had a daughter I would call her "Descypletta" (horrible, isn't it???).
You are NOT allowed to have a daughter, Descyple :eek: you will ruin her life by giving her a name you already know is horrible!!! XD

If you plan on naming your son "Descypletto", you are NOT allowed to have a son either XD

You should learn from me :rolleyes: i give awesome names!!!

Because i'm a very sweet person, i'll be giving my children the following names

- Twix
- Cadbury
- Mars
- Butterfingers
- Watchamacallit

Yup, i think having 5 children named after chocolate would be AWESOME :cool: i just hope the chocolate companies don't come after me for copyright infringement or stealing intellectual property!!!
 

AzureAfire

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"Sean Luke"....My real name is about as hillbilly as corn flitters.......
Go the whole nine yards, and change your last name to "Picard", dear brother ;)

This trekky gal will address you humbly as Captain Sean Luke Picard of the Starship Enterprise :cool:

Boldly go where no man has gone before!!! XD
 
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twofeet

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I DID change my first and last name over 3 years ago and also dropped the middle name. I claimed my own identity back after my name was changed on adoption. Interestingly...the names robbed from me, the ones Ive claimed back have alot of meaning. My first name means "Victory for the people" and my last name means "Church"...I think that says it all!
 

AzureAfire

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I always wanted to be called Annabelle Anastasia Jones IV. My Mom said I was being "unreasonable".
Aw...don't worry ;) she'll come around.

Let's go talk to your mom right now, and i'll sell the pitch that it's not bad for guys to want to feel pretty too :rolleyes: i think we should bring Descyple, 'coz we're going to need some proof for that (this brother NEVER stops feeling pretty XD).
 

AzureAfire

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I would change my last name to Leadbottom...

then people would stop calling me when they need help moving.

"Yeah... I'd love to come help... but ughhhhh... ooooph... I just cant get off the couch."

: )
Hmm...

If your first name happened to be "Pencil", you wouldn't sound so heavy anymore, Maxwell :rolleyes:

Now, start moving, unless you want to get "shaved" :cool: (okay, that was SO CORNY XD if someone wants to shoot me now, be my guest!!!)
 
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fourleaf

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Hmm.. definitely go for shorter name, like ara, or yumi. :) i wouldn't change my last name.