Then you missed the surprise ending.
I think the surprise ending is that:
1. I was still alive and didn't bore myself to death while watching that clip (I cheated and fast forwarded through at least half of it), and
2. You're left thinking, "Wow, I can't believe I just spent 8 and a half minutes of my life on this! Look at how desperate I really am and how pathetic my life really is! Surprise!" (Though for me, it was probably closer to four minutes.)