Jokes that took ages before you understood the point

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Lynx

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^^^ Oops! Ignore! I am NOT single! ^^^
Married people post here. This forum used to be "singles only" but these days it is the default cool place for people to relax and chat.

In other words, you can post here. :cool:
 
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toinena

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Married people post here. This forum used to be "singles only" but these days it is the default cool place for people to relax and chat.

In other words, you can post here. :cool:
Seems like the fun people on this site (me excluded. I am too serious to be funny) are single. The question is not whether or not we really are funny, but why the married people become so serious.

My joke of today that made me thing for a while......


What is the difference between a soprano and a Jaguar?
Most musicians haven't been inside a Jaguar. (I know. It is not that funny.)
 
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AuntieAnt

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Many of the memes my 3 adult children text to my phone take me a while to process. They get a real kick out of that, too. My daughter will include the message, "Let me know when you get it," or "You'll thank me later." LOLOLOL!!! ;)

At any rate, I saw this comic today and thought it was hysterical. And yes, I got it right away. LOLOL!!

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zeroturbulence

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Seems like the fun people on this site (me excluded. I am too serious to be funny) are single. The question is not whether or not we really are funny, but why the married people become so serious.

My joke of today that made me thing for a while......


What is the difference between a soprano and a Jaguar?
Most musicians haven't been inside a Jaguar. (I know. It is not that funny.)
I don't understand. Does it mean that most musicians are/were somehow inside a soprano?
(and I know what a soprano is)
 
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toinena

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One night, (or day, in your case), you are going to wake up laughing.

I don't understand. Does it mean that most musicians are/were somehow inside a soprano? (I know what a soprano is and what it means)
 

BillG

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When someone called me a joke.
 
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Susanna

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Seems like the fun people on this site (me excluded. I am too serious to be funny) are single. The question is not whether or not we really are funny, but why the married people become so serious.

My joke of today that made me thing for a while......


What is the difference between a soprano and a Jaguar?
Most musicians haven't been inside a Jaguar. (I know. It is not that funny.)
Shouldn't that joke be X-rated? Hahaha
 

zeroturbulence

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The problem was that whenevr I hear "musician", the first thing I think of is this because I spent my high schoool years in the band.. :p



I think I spotted a couple of bassoons in there somewhere... :rolleyes:
 
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zeroturbulence

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For most of my life I didn't know what the phrase "Mea culpa" meant..
 
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toinena

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The problem was that whenevr I hear "musician", the first thing I think of is this because I spent my high schoool years in the band.. :p



I think I spotted a couple of bassoons in there somewhere... :rolleyes:
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