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kenthomas27

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tourist said:
I gotta start writing all of this stuff down...
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well don't try to impress her tourist. She'll expect you to keep up that standard for the rest of your life.
 
Lynx

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kenthomas27 said:
well don't try to impress her tourist. She'll expect you to keep up that standard for the rest of your life.
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Best advice yet! Set the bar low first, then you can raise it later. If you set standards too high from the start... you're stuck. ;)
 
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Best advice yet! Set the bar low first, then you can raise it later. If you set standards too high from the start... you're stuck. ;)
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Seeing as how I used Super Glue I believe that I am stuck. I don't drink anymore so I am not into bars.My standards are high as I will not settle for second best. I am going to be stuck on her like the white on rice that is used in weddings.
 
Roh_Chris

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tourist said:
Seeing as how I used Super Glue I believe that I am stuck. I don't drink anymore so I am not into bars.My standards are high as I will not settle for second best. I am going to be stuck on her like the white on rice that is used in weddings.
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You don't have to drink to be into bars. Have you watched a high jump? I was an athlete myself and I tried the high jump once. It was difficult. They kept raising the bar after every round. Eventually I could only jump below the bar. You may want to think over what Lynx said. :D
 
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Pros of being single:

If something goes wrong in my life, I'm not dragging anyone else down into whatever my mess at the time might be.

I can make as many bathroom jokes as I want, and laugh at as many sophomoric jokes I want to without getting elbowed in the ribs or kicked in the shin.

I can let my living space get messy and deal with it on my own terms and on within my own time frame, although honestly it gets old fast - I prefer clean.



I guess those are kind of silver linings.
 
Roh_Chris

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Pros of being single:

1. My money is my own. My own!

2. I can take a vacation anytime I want and go anywhere I want.

3. I can shop whenever I like to. See a new pair of shoes? Pick it up! No explanations needed.

4. Fooooood. It is all mine!

5. I can meet my friends anytime. I can jam with my friends anytime. Nobody to question where I am and who I am with.
 
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No one is going to ask me for "a bite" or "a sip" of anything I eat today.
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I take it your kids are not with you this evening, lol.

Abster said:
I'm wearing ballet flats with an outfit that deserves heels
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I don't even know what to say to this, unless it is to commend you for not being ruled by your stuff.

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but frumpy is MY option today and I am totally unapologetic.
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This is completely where I am at right this very now.
 
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Lynx

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Roh_Chris said:
Pros of being single:

1. My money is my own. My own!

Quote from a comedian about being married: "When you're single you got single money. That's MY money. When you're married the two of you throw all your money in one pot... and then you just circle that pot for the rest of your lives. "You getting tired yet honey? Eh?" You wake up late one morning, "Where'd all this new furniture come from?" Your wife says "Oh I thought I'd let you sleep late today." Next week she wakes up and says "What's that new boat doing out in the driveway?" "Your turn to sleep in honeybun."

2. I can take a vacation anytime I want and go anywhere I want.

3. I can shop whenever I like to. See a new pair of shoes? Pick it up! No explanations needed.

4. Fooooood. It is all mine!

5. I can meet my friends anytime. I can jam with my friends anytime. Nobody to question where I am and who I am with.
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And yet you STILL haven't come over here to jam...
 
JesusLives

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Lynx said:
Best advice yet! Set the bar low first, then you can raise it later. If you set standards too high from the start... you're stuck. ;)
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O.K. you two Daffy and Lynx...just to let you know I am worth the high maintenance....and that is why Tourist is the winner cause he gets it.....lol
 
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JesusLives said:
O.K. you two Daffy and Lynx...just to let you know I am worth the high maintenance....and that is why Tourist is the winner cause he gets it.....lol
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Whoops! Tourist you heard it here, from the woman herself. She is high maintenance. You have been warned.
 
JesusLives

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tourist said:
Seeing as how I used Super Glue I believe that I am stuck. I don't drink anymore so I am not into bars.My standards are high as I will not settle for second best. I am going to be stuck on her like the white on rice that is used in weddings.
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Yep, it was super glue cause I'm stuck on you too and with this glue doesn't look like I'm going anywhere except with you.... Am I hearing wedding bells in the background?
 
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JesusLives

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kenthomas27 said:
well don't try to impress her tourist. She'll expect you to keep up that standard for the rest of your life.
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And you two Daffy and Lynx wonder why you are still single....take notes from Tourist....lol
 
JesusLives

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Lynx said:
Best advice yet! Set the bar low first, then you can raise it later. If you set standards too high from the start... you're stuck. ;)
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I really didn't think I was asking for much - just a toilet seat down come on guys how hard is it? To help keep your ladies dry?
 
Lynx

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I don't wonder why I'm single. I know dern well why. I ain't been looking.
 
JesusLives

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Lynx said:
I don't wonder why I'm single. I know dern well why. I ain't been looking.
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You will change your mind when the right girl Lynx comes along. I have faith.

I know don't poke the cat.....
 
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