Okay, if you really wanna get me started on Bible jokes...
Did you know the Bible talks about constipation?
Moses took two tablets and went up on the "mountain."
King David sat on the "throne" for FORTY YEARS! Even old guys on painkillers can't beat that.
And of course there's all the trouble Baalam had with... er... never mind that one.
The Bible talks about cars, of course. They were all in one Accord.
They were just following their master's example though. Jesus had His own Accord, but he didn't like to talk about it.
The Bible even talks about Moses having a motorcycle with a bad muffler. His Triumph was heard throughout the hills.