Let's Practice Dating (Again).

[seoulsearch]

Maybe I should have called this thread, "The Kim and Sam Show"...

 

[SamIam]

hahahah i feel that would probably be a more appropriate name for this thread...... and i wouldnt make you wear a gunny sack!!! more like a potato sack.....with one hole..... for you to breath out of

 

[seoulsearch]

A girl needs more than just air, Sam... she also needs SPACE. Sheesh!! Don't you know ANYTHING about women???

 

[SamIam]

LOL im aaaaafraid i dont......... ohh to be a woman then i would have a womans brain!!! Then i could get aaaallll the ladies!!

 

[seoulsearch]

We are ALL in for it if Sam starts thinking like a woman, I'm afraid... *shakes her head* Armageddon is inevitable...

Well Sam... we never did go out on a date here... but maybe in the next thread .

I'll keep tryin'.

 

[SamIam]

you keep tryin..... and i'll keep............... hmmmmm what will i keep doing???

 

[MdNordlicht]

So I decided to write one post like Soulsearch wanted it to have and then you...

 

[seoulsearch]

OOOHHH! *excited* Another player... thank goodness, someone to rescue me from Sam's all-empowering manliness here...

ok, ok... (so excited to see someone else in the game she's forgotten her own posts)



So I... have to really commend MdN for actually reading through this mess and trying to make sense of it all!! *pats him on the back*

And then you...

*If you have suggestions for how to work it a little better, please fire away... you can see what I got from Sam when I tried to ask his opinion!*

 

[MahogonySnail]

**innocent bystander sits at the bingo-hall bar eating peanuts, observing the antics of these crazed-lovers at the next table**

 

[SamIam]

no no your not playin right snail lol

 

[MahogonySnail]

ah... but..i'm not playing...I'm settin the scene. There's always a guy sitting on a stool nearby at the bar munching peanuts. I am that guy.

 

[SamIam]

hahaha there is no guy that does that! You should be the narator.

 

[MahogonySnail]

there is no guy that does that

heheh well... until now.

This guy munching peanuts (his name's Bob) might be the guy she rebounds with after any unsuccessful date. In fact, given that he's the only guy at the bar munching peanuts, and the only guy in the whole room, that scenario is highly likely.

 

[SamIam]

Or given that he is a guy sittin alone on a saturday night with nothin better to do then munch peanuts...my chances look much better

 

[MahogonySnail]

hmmph. We'll see about that.

 

[SamIam]

you got compitition snail! but seeing as how i cant SPELL compitiion ..... it might not aaaactually be one

 

[MahogonySnail]

Then I say we have a spelling bee to see who is the better spelling man!

 

[SamIam]

i say we do! here are the rules. No spelling the word compition or vaccuum everything else is in!

 

[chelsers]

Or given that he is a guy sittin alone on a saturday night with nothin better to do then munch peanuts...my chances look much better

*Drops my Saturday night peanuts...*

 

[SamIam]

You should eat sunday night peanuts.... they taste better