Love Advice with Dr. Des

[UCA4J]

Maybe your not meant to have a girlfriend right now so that you have more time to devote to giving good, sound loud advice to the rest of us singles lol.

well, what about you rubes, and des ?








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[UCA4J]

She is THE TYPE

I won't go into detail. There are ladies on here.

ha ha ha.



Go on, share ...

 

[oyster67]

You can't just message a girl. You can't beg her to come back. It has to be edgy.

It may turn her off in the short term, but Lee Atwater said you don't win an election without cleavage.

Oysters have plenty of that.

 

[Desdichado]

I like her as a sister in Christ, but she wouldn't be able to handle me for more than 15 minutes on a good day.

well, what you rubes, and des ?
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[Desdichado]

I'll outsource my trolling to you some Saturdays then.

Oysters have plenty of that.

 

[UCA4J]

Dr. Des' Guide to Winning a Girl Back:

Now a fun thing to do in the situation I'm in is utter nonsense. Keep her guessing.

I'm going to send her a picture of myself or some nonsensical thing at 11pm every Saturday evening from here until she comes crawling back or I see a picture of her with some fop on social media.

I have won girls back by trolling them in the past. I'll let y'all know how it goes this time.

write her a letter instead ..

 

[UCA4J]

I like her as a sister in Christ, but she wouldn't be able to handle me for more than 15 minutes on a good day.

or 5 minutes ..

 

[Desdichado]

A gentleman never tells.

ha ha ha.



Go on, share ...

 

[Desdichado]

The letter is the first part. Already did that.

It's the scout before the main army arrives. Chicks are touched by letters, you never win one over with a letter. Ever. Especially if it's sappy.

write her a letter instead ..

 

[Desdichado]

This is the way.

or 5 minutes ..

 

[UCA4J]

A gentleman never tells.

you ... a gentleman ?
Since when ?

 

[oyster67]

She is THE TYPE

I won't go into detail. There are ladies on here.

This is not going to look good on your resume.

 

[UCA4J]

A gentleman never tells.

you ... a gentleman ?
Since when ?

 

[Ruby123]

well, what about you rubes, and des ?








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Rubes is enjoying being single. No hassles, no problems

 

[Desdichado]

To quote Jack White. "I find it harder to be a gentleman everyday."

you ... a gentleman ?
Since when ?

 

[UCA4J]

Rubes is enjoying being single. No hassles, no problems

I only suggested you, because you're the one only woman in this thread at the moment.
I wouldn't expect you and des to get together at all.

 

[Desdichado]

I came very close to posting details. Oh so close. Best the ladies here be kept in the dark lest one fits the bill.

This is not going to look good on your resume.

 

[Ruby123]

I only suggested you, because you're the one only woman in this thread at the moment.
I wouldn't expect you and des to get together at all.

I am the only single one on here atm. Others have joined in previously but it is sounding like a single guys thread today so I must depart lol.

 

[oyster67]

well, what about you rubes, and des ?

It appears that Bono is running for Des' old position as DateMaster.

 

[Desdichado]

I'm quite pleased this thread has made it to 18 pages. Long may it reign! We'll take over this subforum yet!