so after the Lord created Adam,
He said: It is not good for man to be alone.
So He said to Adam:
"Adam, I have the perfect helpmate for you! She will be obedient, respectful, beautiful, able to whip up gourmet sandwiches in under five minutes, and will be the perfect companion!!
But...it will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam thought about it for a moment and asked:
"What can I get for just a rib?"