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GreenNnice

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Don't use that tone around me.

Think of things you remember mom saying to you growing up, that helped you get yourself up in the morning to out the door looking like a human and not a homer and what she said that maybe even, for some of you, got you to become un-single .Or, just anything, wisdom or discipline, that helped you to become who you are. Good stuff about mom. Happy Mother's Day to everyone who is a mom and who isn't, you ALL, miladies, give me great 'mom advice, even though some you ain't moms, too, so, just wait on Him. You know, you know, you know, kayEM bugs me about this saying it all the time, or maybe, not bugging at all, she just likes it: The Lord leads. The Lord leads , He does :)

Another: Make sure you always put on clean underwear in the morning. You never know when you might be in an accident. :)
 
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Relena7

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"Hay is for horses" :p
 
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agirlandherguitar

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Stuff my mom has actually said:

"Better than a kick in the face with a frozen mukluk."

"You look worse than a barrel of smashed a--holes." (What does that even mean, mom??)

"You're a little hoarse? Well, I'm a little giraffe!"

"Want some cheese with that whine?" (classic)

My mom's pretty sarcastic.
 
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Hellooo

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Pour etre belle il faut soufrir

(Tu n'es pas une fille, toi?) Aren't you a girl? Quit sitting/walking/etc like that!!

Wait until your daddy gets home
 
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Hellooo

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"You're never too old for a spanking. No really, I'm not joking. Even if you're married, and you've got my grandchildren"
 
PopClick

PopClick

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My mom would make a "Bzzz!" noise when I used incorrect grammar. It was great for a while, because, you know, I had good grammar.

And then I got the internet.
 
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MissCris

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My mom used to tell us to "have some toast, you'll feel better" any time we felt bad. She said it so much we still tease her that she would say it even if our heads got chopped off.

She also use to wake us up by pounding on the open door and yelling "Rise and shine! It's rabbit chasin' time!"
...which did not make me want to get up. Ever.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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MissCris said:
My mom used to tell us to "have some toast, you'll feel better" any time we felt bad. She said it so much we still tease her that she would say it even if our heads got chopped off.

She also use to wake us up by pounding on the open door and yelling "Rise and shine! It's rabbit chasin' time!"
...which did not make me want to get up. Ever.
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But the most important question is... Did you ever catch those wascally wabbits???
 
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FAITHFULGILLIAN

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Amongst my mom's favourites:
"Don't look at me with that attitude"
" Who is she? the cat's mother."
" My roof, my rules".
 
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FAITHFULGILLIAN

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Hellooo said:
"You're never too old for a spanking. No really, I'm not joking. Even if you're married, and you've got my grandchildren"
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My mother uses a similar form of warning. And she isn't joking.
 
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Jullianna

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"Pretty is as pretty does." (She got it from my gramma :) )
"Excuse me? Did you have something to say, young lady?" (Safe answer to that was always, "No, m'am" :) )
 
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NukePooch

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I think this has it covered.


[video=youtube;wHPhxnW6Ti4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHPhxnW6Ti4[/video]
 
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jerusalem

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i am NOT in the habit of repeating myself and i don't intend to develop the habit now
 
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aussieguy

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hey my mum used "dont say hey , hay is what horses eat" all the time but it didnt work tho i still say it alot haha.
"ill swipe that smirk off your face" was another one and of course the classic " i brought you into the world i can take you out" but these last 2 were never used on me of course as i was a good boy! ;) lol
 
CatHerder

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"I don't care WHO started it! I'm FINISHING it!!!"

(when cooking something zippy with vinegar or spicy with peppers)
"That'll put hair on your chest!"

She often sang radio tunes from the 70's and hummed Gilbert and Sullivan while cooking.

"Watch your *#$%@*!#@^ language!"
 
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Fenner

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My Mom always told me my room was a pig pen. I'd say, no they are much cleaner then this place. True story.
 
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MissCris

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"What, are your legs painted on? Do it yourself!"
 
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FAITHFULGILLIAN

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Fenner said:
My Mom always told me my room was a pig pen. I'd say, no they are much cleaner then this place. True story.
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If I tried this kind of line, I'd be told I am " too smart for my boots" .
 
Fenner

Fenner

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I like that Gillian! When I'd sleep late my Mom would ask, do you have a hitch in your giddy up?
 
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