Someone dragged up an old thread. Good one Seoulsearch.
Top 3 reasons ol Tommy would be beating them off with a stick.
3) I'm from Virginia, and Virginia is for lovers. I'm a very passionate, passionate, passionate Man.
2) I can fix anything you got broken. Cars, lawn mower, house, Dreams.
1) I'm the world's sexiest man..... ever. You look up man in the dictionary, you'll see my picture. Look up hunk..... Tommy. Look up awesome, you'll see me. Testosterone oozes from my pores. It's called animal magnetism, and I have it.