No good deed goes unpunished

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Roh_Chris

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Yeah but stay puft was evil....


And flamethrowers aren't exactly common place. How do you fight a giant marshmallow. I'm pretty sure bullets would have no effect.

I have the perfect solution to fight a giant marshmellow - Omnom.



Unleash him. Or, legions of his clones if you can get Lynx's rusty clone-generator to sputter to life.
 

Lynx

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#42
My clone generator is out of commission, disassembled and all the parts destroyed after I caught tourist trying to clone hundred dollar bills. You have any idea what that would do to inflation? :rolleyes:

You could make a Von Neumann machine, one that ate the marshmallows and used them to make other marshmallow eating monsters that would in turn make more marshmallow eating monsters...
 

Lynx

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#43
Yeah but stay puft was evil....


And flamethrowers aren't exactly common place. How do you fight a giant marshmallow. I'm pretty sure bullets would have no effect.
Simple. Get a couple of elementary school classes, point them in the giant marshmallow's general direction and let nature take its course.
 
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fantasiafelice

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#44
talking to the OP and her original comments about men and women,

i don't get it really and i don't see a problem either,

woman are wonderful in my eyes and they can do no wrong lol

guys on the other hand can be good but too many men don't stick around in a relationship,
(i don't want to be like this)

yeah, so in my opinion guys are worse at relationships than women
(except me) lol
 
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ServantStrike

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#46
Simple. Get a couple of elementary school classes, point them in the giant marshmallow's general direction and let nature take its course.
Usually when someone says "let nature run it's course" there's a poop joke in there somewhere.


Oh wait, I fixed it for you. Carry on.




talking to the OP and her original comments about men and women,

i don't get it really and i don't see a problem either,

woman are wonderful in my eyes and they can do no wrong lol

guys on the other hand can be good but too many men don't stick around in a relationship,
(i don't want to be like this)

yeah, so in my opinion guys are worse at relationships than women
(except me) lol

Both genders can do a tremendous amount of wrong. I sincerely hope you're being facetious about that comment.

I've seen a lot of people stay in broken relationships for fear of not finding another one quickly enough (or worse, for fear of finding a good one). More people need to bail and move on. Some men are just conditioned to bail faster. I've never met a good man that bailed on a good woman. I've met good women who stayed with crappy men though.


You might want to re check the gender of the OP though.
 

DuchessAimee

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#47
I have indeed learned from this thread that no good deed (or joke) goes unpunished. And that's unfortunate.
 

Lynx

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#48
Where's a good joke? All my jokes so far have been bad. I do hope you're not accusing me of making a good joke...
 
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ServantStrike

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#49
I have indeed learned from this thread that no good deed (or joke) goes unpunished. And that's unfortunate.

Jokes morph into other jokes, usually not as funny as the first.


Clearly we just need some of the people on the singles forum to step up their game.