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ServantStrike

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Grace-Like-Rain said:
I would like to be in charge of the marriage arrangement, please. Bring your confrontational friend with you to my house tomorrow afternoon. I will have the preacher standing by.

(I love to see us all getting a little bit braver, bit by bit. We may still be a mess, but we're making real progress Aimers. Real progress.)
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If we're going down the arrange a wedding for a duchess path, I insist on being allowed to do the pyrotechnics.

I even have fire retardant clothing. The rest of you might want to keep a healthy distance though. Also, we should probably do them outdoors. I'm not very good at being subtle so an indoor venue is a bad idea.

And my fire retardant clothing is dressy. Dark navy. I didn't go with camouflage (yet). If ya'll want a southern theme though I could save up the dough to get the camo (it's expensive as heck, about 50 percent more than the awesome modacrylic based stuff I got). Some sort of 21 shot gun salute out of the back of a slowly moving pick up truck maybe?

Because hey, I just bet you that this is crazy
But here's a shotgun, so fire maybe





What do you all mean there are no pyrotechnics at weddings. A little part of me just died.
 
Grace-Like-Rain

Grace-Like-Rain

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ServantStrike said:
If we're going down the arrange a wedding for a duchess path, I insist on being allowed to do the pyrotechnics.

I even have fire retardant clothing. The rest of you might want to keep a healthy distance though. Also, we should probably do them outdoors. I'm not very good at being subtle so an indoor venue is a bad idea.

And my fire retardant clothing is dressy. Dark navy. I didn't go with camouflage (yet). If ya'll want a southern theme though I could save up the dough to get the camo (it's expensive as heck, about 50 percent more than the awesome modacrylic based stuff I got). Some sort of 21 shot gun salute out of the back of a slowly moving pick up truck maybe?

Because hey, I just bet you that this is crazy
But here's a shotgun, so fire maybe





What do you all mean there are no pyrotechnics at weddings. A little part of me just died.
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HA! I have a feeling that a Duchess wedding would include all sorts of weapons, so your pyrotechnics would fit right in. We can all wear fire retardant clothing, and launch flaming marshmallows at the bride and groom while they make their grand exit.

No please. No camo. No no no...
 
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ServantStrike

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Grace-Like-Rain said:
HA! I have a feeling that a Duchess wedding would include all sorts of weapons, so your pyrotechnics would fit right in. We can all wear fire retardant clothing, and launch flaming marshmallows at the bride and groom while they make their grand exit.

No please. No camo. No no no...
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Flaming marshmallow cannon!

Best. Idea. Ever.
 
Lynx

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Be careful with the marshmallow cannon. Remember what happened when these guys crossed the streams...

 
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ServantStrike

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Lynx said:
Be careful with the marshmallow cannon. Remember what happened when these guys crossed the streams...

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But these are flaming marshmallows.

I wonder what sort or mythical beast we could summon by crossing the streams with flaming marshmallows.

This is CC, so I'm guessing it's either going to be an anthropomorphic talking animal of some sort - possibly fictional.
 
Lynx

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HOBBES! I want it to be Hobbes! An anthropomorphic tiger would be so cool!
 
DuchessAimee

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ServantStrike said:
But these are flaming marshmallows.

I wonder what sort or mythical beast we could summon by crossing the streams with flaming marshmallows.

This is CC, so I'm guessing it's either going to be an anthropomorphic talking animal of some sort - possibly fictional.
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I know ALL ABOUT summoning! You don't want to know what you can call with marshmellows. You. Don't. Want. To. KNOW.


And... um... none of you know the person who confronted me. He could be an awful person. He could be satan's cousin or something.


He's not, but whatever. Y'all know what I mean.
 
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ServantStrike

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DuchessAimee said:
I know ALL ABOUT summoning! You don't want to know what you can call with marshmellows. You. Don't. Want. To. KNOW.


And... um... none of you know the person who confronted me. He could be an awful person. He could be satan's cousin or something.


He's not, but whatever. Y'all know what I mean.
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Even if we did know them, it's not our place to pry.


Except for this big crowbar I've got here. I'm using that to pry something this weekend. I'm not sure what, but I haven't used it often enough.

Things don't get shipped in wooden crates often enough any more. Poor crowbar, it never gets any use.
 
Lynx

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Never gets any use? There are tons of uses for a good crowbar. Whacking telemarketers, fending off dogs, opening that tough jar...
 
seoulsearch

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ServantStrike said:
Except for this big crowbar I've got here. I'm using that to pry something this weekend. I'm not sure what, but I haven't used it often enough.

Things don't get shipped in wooden crates often enough any more. Poor crowbar, it never gets any use.
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Every now and then at my place of employment, our department receives huge boxes that are strapped down/wrapped several times over with what looks like super-deluxe zip ties.

I myself am pretty sure that any kind of giant box that needs to strapped in to that extent must contain zombies. I have this habit of yelling, "ZOMBIE BOX!!" right before a co-worker and I go to cut the straps (foolish mortals that we are.)

I'm thinking... a couple dozen of those crowbars would be handy to keep nearby. Just in case.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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I have some of those zip ties. They look like some kind of plastic belts and they are reusable. I got three packs of 50 each at the auction house for five bucks a pack I think.
 
zeroturbulence

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DuchessAimee said:
I know ALL ABOUT summoning! You don't want to know what you can call with marshmellows. You. Don't. Want. To. KNOW.


And... um... none of you know the person who confronted me. He could be an awful person. He could be satan's cousin or something.


He's not, but whatever. Y'all know what I mean.
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It summons the dreaded Pikachu!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

 
Lynx

Lynx

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Dreaded? He never uses his electric attack on people... Dreaded?
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Aw, but since it involved marshmallows, I figured Aimee would conjure up the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!!!

And here I was happily envisioning a CC Site-Wide S'more Party...
 
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ServantStrike

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seoulsearch said:
Aw, but since it involved marshmallows, I figured Aimee would conjure up the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!!!

And here I was happily envisioning a CC Site-Wide S'more Party...
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Yeah but stay puft was evil....


And flamethrowers aren't exactly common place. How do you fight a giant marshmallow. I'm pretty sure bullets would have no effect.
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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ServantStrike said:
Yeah but stay puft was evil....


And flamethrowers aren't exactly common place. How do you fight a giant marshmallow. I'm pretty sure bullets would have no effect.
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That's easy. You just build a big bonfire..
 
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