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The dictator looked around, puzzled. Where was he? A moment ago he was dancing with his new wife on their wedding night shortly after he overthrew Brazil. And now he suddenly found himself on the streets of a very ugly city indeed. Had he somehow been magically transported? And why were so many people talking about lions and tigers?
Just when the aliens thought their plan was working great, Lynx and Roh_Chris broke into the UFO. Armed with lightsabers, bouncy balls, popcorn, and lighters, Roh_Chris and Lynx scared the aliens into surrendering. Lynx put a bag on popcorn in the engine right before they exited the UFO, and the aliens flew away.
But nobody noticed that Tintin was missing. In his effort to stop the war and restore peace to the world, Tintin had taken upon himself the quest of trekking to the Himalayas in search of the peace flower, an extremely rare flower, which when boiled in a tub of water, would release its magical scents which would stop the wars.
A man, a lowly gardner called Noble was hewing down proud trees, casting their armies of oaks, spruces, and sycamores and the yews to the floor of the forest. Beating down their mighty proud armies with the hatchet of his tongue. Suddenly the Four Winds brought to his ears tale of Sir Tintin's quest. In their places did the feller plant some of the rare beautiful blue flowers and praised Jesus.
A hand from heaven watered the rare flowers and at once they took root and sprouted. Their blazingly beautiful indigo petals bloomed brightly into full glory singing their hope throughout the garden.
"Oh delicate blossoms, thy tender petals testify all hope is not yet lost in this quest." sang the lowly Noble gardner and took of the blossoms and set forth to aid Sir Tintin in his quest.
A hand from heaven watered the rare flowers and at once they took root and sprouted. Their blazingly beautiful indigo petals bloomed brightly into full glory singing their hope throughout the garden.
"Oh delicate blossoms, thy tender petals testify all hope is not yet lost in this quest." sang the lowly Noble gardner and took of the blossoms and set forth to aid Sir Tintin in his quest.
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The lowly peasant feller with the ironically unfortunate name of Noble backed up against the bark of a birch tree beleaguered, battered. Fury scratches bleeding crimson agony across his face from the sudden random plot twist battle with the wild lynx.
"A lynx in gloves catches no rabbit!" snarled the ferocious felidae monster as it went for the throat. The lowly gardner dismayed and yet not wanting to kill the lynx but bring him into the noble quest plot line shed a tear of pain and yet mercy and opened his mouth and a sword of fire came out of it and turned the lynx into a pair of thermal gloves. The gardner praised Jesus, and put on the warm fuzzy gloves.
Suddenly the telepathic voice of the lynx entered his mind saying "gee, what a plot twist you turned my character into fuzzy gloves, but I'm still alive."
The gardner laughed at the lynx now turned into thermal gloves. "Shh said Noble the gardner foreshadowingly, I'll change you back as a plot twist later, but first we must proceed to the mythical Himalayas in search of sir Tintin to aid him in his noble quest.........and you know, I heard it was cold up in them thar mountains, gonna need some thermal gloves."
"A lynx in gloves catches no rabbit!" snarled the ferocious felidae monster as it went for the throat. The lowly gardner dismayed and yet not wanting to kill the lynx but bring him into the noble quest plot line shed a tear of pain and yet mercy and opened his mouth and a sword of fire came out of it and turned the lynx into a pair of thermal gloves. The gardner praised Jesus, and put on the warm fuzzy gloves.
Suddenly the telepathic voice of the lynx entered his mind saying "gee, what a plot twist you turned my character into fuzzy gloves, but I'm still alive."
The gardner laughed at the lynx now turned into thermal gloves. "Shh said Noble the gardner foreshadowingly, I'll change you back as a plot twist later, but first we must proceed to the mythical Himalayas in search of sir Tintin to aid him in his noble quest.........and you know, I heard it was cold up in them thar mountains, gonna need some thermal gloves."
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So saying, the gardner proceeded to the airport to board his flight to Kathmandu. Buckling himself into his seat, he was preparing to take a nap when the captain spoke over the PA, "Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. On behalf of the crew of this flight, I would like to thank you for boarding flight EA 367 to Buenos Aires...."