My Internal Dialogue with my Avatar Concerning this Thread
Doug: Hmm... technical language? What does technical language even mean?
Liamson: I think he means what we do when we talk about something. Like when you talk about Cars, you use BIG WORDS, like acceleration.
Doug: I suppose acceleration is a big word. So he wants us to say yes?
Liamson: He must know, we can never JUST say yes. Yes leaves too many loose ends. Its like robbing a bank in broad daylight. Too many people draw too many conclusions about whats actually happening. The next thing you know, its 25 to life. Because supposedly *I* drive the only gray hatchback that backfires in town.
Doug: So he's baiting us... because I would like to just say yes and be sort of done with it.
Liamson: Were not saying yes! We use metaphor and analogy and when that doesn't work we use sarcasm. Because if they don't get the first two the third one is probably going to sail overhead too. Those of us who get it, tend to find it more humorous than informative. That is assuming they can read. There are an awful lot of pictures that float around these forums. Perhaps some people just scroll through and look at the pictures. "Oh look its a fluffy bunny!" says Sally McLonelyPants who can't read good.
Doug: Or... Maybe I should make a YouTube video about this.
Liamson: *facepalm* Really? You are going to go to all that effort just to answer a question that was only addressed to you by proxy? I mean, literally, he's not even talking to you, if it even is a 'HE.' This is the internet, you never know anymore. You remember than incident in Long Beach, when you helped that "Lady" with her trash and the door at McDonalds. Yeah... I'm never going to let you forget that.
Doug: *sigh* Maybe I'll just wait and see what other people put down first. Or I could just let it go.
Liamson: Not a bad idea. Just lay in wait. Like a hungry 4OO pound Tiger in the bushes waiting for some poor Indian kid to come out of his straw hut.
Doug: You are terrible.
Liamson: I never said the tiger was going to eat the kid. For all I know Rikki Tiki Tavi jumps out and like jumps on the Tiger's back or something. Who knows. Or maybe the kids carrying a Pizza. Or maybe the Tiger is like a malnourished pet.
Doug: I'm just going to wait and come back later Cause I don't really know what kind of a response he's looking for.
