Ruin a date in just four words

[Addison]

"It's my hemorrhoid cushion."

 

[LanceA]

I think I sharted

 

[blue_ladybug]

Did you get botox?

 

[blue_ladybug]

Is that a wig?

 

[Galatea]

And that worked for me too. lol

I would not like it.

I suppose I'm conceited, because I am posting things I would not like a man to say to me. I am not thinking of things that I might say that would be ruinous.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I eat my nose hairs.

 

[LanceA]

I eat my nose hairs.

I eat my dingleberries (sorry that is gross lol)

 

[EarnestQ]

What's your name again?

 

[LanceA]

What's your name again?

Lol I can't count how many times I've done that lol.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Blue ladybug. Write it down.

What's your name again?

 

[Galatea]

I sometimes hear voices.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I am a vampire.

 

[Galatea]

I speak to ghosts.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I eat cat food.

 

[EarnestQ]

I think you're gay.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Actually I'm straight.. lol

I think you're gay.

 

[Galatea]

I'd like eating humans.

 

[LanceA]

I'd like eating humans.

::::stays away from Galatea::::

 

[Galatea]

::::stays away from Galatea::::

Good! It worked perfectly.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I am the undead.