I don't really need to date, I'm just so worn out mentally because no one is listening to me, so I figured that dating would provide me with some one that could be listening to me.
Did you know that old Miss McDonald, you know the old lady living alone, just two blocks away from me...uh uh...you know her? No? Well, I do and is she a gossiper? That's right, been gossiping all over town...and you know what she's saying about me? You don't care? Pick a guess at least?
And that awful Miss Williams...
...hey, why are you leaving? Did I say something wrong? You haven't heard what Miss Johnston did last week...hey...
Sure wonder why my date left so suddenly Lol.