scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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loverofjesus27

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My pants are on fire......
 
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You'll be over the moon on Venus planet due to its high carbon dioxide atmosphere and acidic environment. We'll have a date there!
 

joefizz

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Joefizz, you must be blind. lol
blinded by my own brilliance but with some carrots my eyes return to normal!
 

Isny

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Joefizz and the word modesty may not rhymn, but the guy does have style...but don't tell him that.
 

Isny

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Scare off a date with one phrase?

Me: I have a friend whose name is Joefizz.

My date: l'm leaving!
 
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loverofjesus27

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My hair is above my ears.
 
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loverofjesus27

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I already bought 10 tshirts.
 

joefizz

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S E L L Y O U R S O U L F O R A N I M E M E R C H A N D I S E ! ! !
Oh drat and here I want all that stuff but I can't sell my soul because I don't have one it's not fair!....(Muhahahahaha lol)
 

joefizz

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Joefizz and the word modesty may not rhymn, but the guy does have style...but don't tell him that.
I won't,I promise your secret is safe on youtube.
 

mailmandan

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Be right back. I have to go change my diaper.