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joefizz

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So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!
 

blue_ladybug

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I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.
 

joefizz

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I breed komodo dragons!
 

blue_ladybug

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I broke up with your brother because he has cooties, that's not hereditary is it? :cool:
 

BillG

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I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.
no I’m not, you only thought you did. And your orange kitties dug me out.
Im back
 

joefizz

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I have 32 sharp teeth!
 

WineRose

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I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
 

BillG

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So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!
Because I can’t believe your so ugly

 

joefizz

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I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
Wine rose always is good at this making things a tough competition lol!
ok my phrase is...
I am a vegetarian that only eats meat,I have a gas can but no car,and my home is a landfill.
 

blue_ladybug

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You're the stuff my nightmares are made of..
 

BillG

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I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
I am a dumpster, have not $$ And am garbage.
Wanna get married?
 

joefizz

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I believe in fairies but they don't believe in me,my last date was a witch doctor,and my mother chooses out all my clothing.
 

BillG

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You're the stuff my nightmares are made of..
At least I’m in your dreams.

Wanna get married then I can be next to you when you have your nightmares and beat me up.
 

blue_ladybug

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The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you. :cool:
 

joefizz

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my teeth whistle when I speak,my ears pick up radio stations,and my pride and joy is my toy tonka truck.
 

WineRose

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If you turn your earphones upside down to prevent them from falling, wouldn't the music also be upside down? :/