scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Bella37]

Don't worry the locket of hair will grow back, I have a collection....the more of your hair I have,the more I love you.

Call me vain, but I love my hair too, so get lost u hair plucker u!!! My wig is looking bare!!!

 

[joefizz]

Hello handsome what's your name again and I do like your shirt and your friendly manners and that drink looks good too can I have some

Hmmm let me think...No......

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Hmmm let me think...No......

Hello! What's your name? Where did you come from? My date didn't show up

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

My snoring's really loud it sets off car alarms 3 blocks away

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I've been practicing my pickpocketing

 

[Ariel82]

Is this normal? (point to something strange and infected sore or wound)

 

[joefizz]

I know where you eat chicken!

 

[joefizz]

You are two of the strangest women I've ever met!(not wearing glasses)

 

[joefizz]

Have you seen the ghost light?

 

[joefizz]

Pull off my hairs with hot wax strips!

 

[joefizz]

Let's eat at window world.

 

[joefizz]

You must understand me even why I don't make sense.

 

[joefizz]

I am the ghost of Christmas mashed potatoes.

 

[joefizz]

When I find who took my scooby snacks they will pay me in more scooby snacks or else be sprayed with rancid perfume!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

What's that funny smell - I'm sure I left the Nitrous Oxide in the car

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Come see my torture chamber

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

You can't handle the truth
(An oldie but a goodie )

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

There are hospitals for people like you

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

My aim is to bite you

 

[Waggles]

What blood type are you?