scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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Heart_Melody

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Right! At least get me some blueberries, butter and chocolate chips for my earth pancake *.* I want a big pancake now
 
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Bella37

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"Hey, did you know the Earth is really flat and that every triangle in the world is proof that the illuminati is behind everything and you really don't have a mind of your own and they control everything and WAHHHHHH!!! I shouldn't be talking to you because I am their NR. ONE UNDESIRABLE. I am the next chosen sacrifice in the temple of the Jedi and I should have written this down because they have probably wired every phone around us to listen in on E.v.e.r.y. w.o.r.d. i. s.a.y.
That sure is the longest Phrase I ever seen, if I were a male the length of that phrase would be a RED Light Warning, to go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>woosh gone! = Scared Offfffffffffffffffffffffff!:rolleyes::p:eek:
 
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Heart_Melody

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hehe exactly. If I practiced I might be able to say that whole thang without catching breath and then technically maybe it could be a phrase :D
 
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Heart_Melody

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I've never pancakes with both blueberries and chocolate chips: Sound good. I have been wanting flapjacks for about a week. I guess I am destined for some this weekend.
You have to try it.... Personally I enjoy crumbled snickers pieces in my pancakes with home made blue berry syrup with huge chunks of blueberries in them... THA BEST
 
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LittleMermaid

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Bernie would've won...
I heard that one today. I almost threw up.
 

Didymous

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The voices in my head said you must marry me!!!
 

WineRose

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This sauce tastes good! Lemme try drinking this... *Gulps down the whole condiment dish of soya sauce*

*Dies*
 
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La_Vie_En_Rose

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I am much too savvy for your savor.
 

mailmandan

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My shrink gave me the OK to start dating again now that I’m properly medicated.
 

becc

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Would you like to hear me fart
 
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LittleMermaid

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I have a Chucky doll at home.

I heard that one once...:eek:
 

zeroturbulence

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I have a Chucky doll at home.

I heard that one once...:eek:
Lol. I remember when the first chuckie movie came out... Everyone seriously thought it was terrifying lol... even me! :rolleyes: Did you know that chuckie started out as a cute boy doll... but he only got that mean face after the bad guy casted a spell that let an evil spirit possess it? True story...kinda..
 
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