While I totally admire your rugged, "Whatever it takes to get the job done!" attitude, a real man would need to put aside his pride and put on the rubber gloves if he expects to hold my hand afterward.
(Unless he's the type of guy who will then do a thorough hand scrubbing and sanitization, including the use of antibacterial soap and a good nail brush.)
Golly.
I think I've got this flirting thing nailed!