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no i thought you were... but i was very disappointed to find out i was wrong 
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I know, but I don't like to flaunt things that are just God given. It's not like I made myself this way. God just decided he would mold me into it from birth! I didn't have much choice in the matter. Being as humble as I am, I refused Webster's Dictionary from adding my name as the definition of amazing, and so they stuck with mere descriptions of me instead. I suppose it's better than not being strapping OR amazing, however.
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I will pray with you for you to be amazing as well! As it is only a description of me within the dictionary, and not actually saying DABEARS85 as the definition, this definitely leaves others open to achieving this high mark of society as well! I have faith in you NodMyHeadLikeYeah! If anything, I could have you as my young grasshopper apprentice, and one day you too shall have all that is mine!
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Women never take orders from men anyway. I've known this since I was born. If you can cook, clean, and/or do laundry however, then all your sins are forgiven! If I have to choose one, I will pick cooking. I wonder if my parents will ever catch on to the fact that the only real reason I ever come over to visit so much is to actually get a real meal that doesn't involve fast food or delivery. My fridge has a main supply of half empty beer cases and ketchup. If there is one thing I hate with a passion more than anything else in the world, it's going to the grocery store! Also, I am unable to cook whatsoever.
Wait...I take that back. I'm able to cook popcorn, eggs, steak, and hamburgers! Everything else is beyond my intelligence level, and so if you are able to cook, you may well surpass me in awesomeness. Therefore, your first task as my apprentice shall be to cook me many meals for the rest of my life.
Wait...I take that back. I'm able to cook popcorn, eggs, steak, and hamburgers! Everything else is beyond my intelligence level, and so if you are able to cook, you may well surpass me in awesomeness. Therefore, your first task as my apprentice shall be to cook me many meals for the rest of my life.
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yeah, we have to have a talk. Sooooooo about that... yeah, im gonna need to tell you that i cant cook. It's quite frightening actually. Actually think of a word BEYOND frightening and thats what it really is.
I seem to be missing the woman gene that allows me to do laundry cooking cleaning etc.
HOWEVER do not despair! There are a few things i can do that i think will make up for this... you just gotta give me some time to think exactly what it is im good at.. hmmmmm
gonna have to get back to you on this one actually