Someone asked me today how I feel now that I'm 30. Which was confusing, because I haven't had my birthday yet, and this person knows that, but I thought maybe they forgot. And that would be totally okay and understandable because I forget my birthday sometimes too. But when I told them all this, they said, "No, I know when your birthday is. You were just looking very 30-ish there for a minute, is all."
So then I kicked them in the shin and ran away in tears, but not really, because someone who is 30-ish ought to show more self control and maturity than that.
So I stuck my tongue out at them instead.
In other news...
Why can't I be this wide awake during the day instead of when I'm Trying to go to sleep?