Ok, so THAT was a bit of a scare... And this time I don't mean the Bible Discussion Forum.
I was eating a number of black grapes straight off the cluster, and as I lifted the bunch to suck down yet another, I happened to glance up and faintly saw something move. "Wait," I thought, " Are these grapes are moving by themselves?!" I almost wish they were.
The real culprit?
A black spider about the size of a nickel was crawling across the grape I was about to eat.
Fortunately, I'm not all that scared of spiders. Worms, frogs, overzealous door-to-door evangelists, yes, but spiders, not so much. I just took the grapes to the sink and washed the spider down the drain.
But oh my goodness. That was a close one. I almost got myself an extra dose of protein.