So, here are the probabilities of who is most likely to win this race -
Donkeyfish07: Sits in US time zone. It is late in the night for him. Sleep well, my friend!
Probability: 0.05
MollyConnor: Already sleepy. Goodnight!
Probability: 0.00001
Tintin: Australian time, so it is evening for him right now. He will soon step out to do some grocery shopping when he will be kidnapped by an army of sword-wielding-mutant-ninja-minions.
Probability: 0.3
Abing: Singapore time, so she will step out for lunch. Lunch must always be followed by a siesta.
Probability: 0.1
GLR: No idea where she is.
Probability: 0.00001
That leaves only me. And, as we all know, my probability is 1.0.
If anybody has not been mentioned in this post, it is because your probability to win is insignificant.
Okay, please don't report me or get me banned. I promise that I will be nice and make up for all this "bad karma" after the battle to 40,000 is over.