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Donkeyfish07

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I couldn't handle a five year old on my own. We would have too much in common. First its ok we gotta go to school in Ten minutes, next thing you know we are playing hooky....eating icecream, and playing uno at 7:30 in the morning.
 
Roh_Chris

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Donkeyfish07 said:
I couldn't handle a five year old on my own. We would have too much in common. First its ok we gotta go to school in Ten minutes, next thing you know we are playing hooky....eating icecream, and playing uno at 7:30 in the morning.
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My ex thought that I had the maturity of a five year old.

I never disagreed because I was too busy stuffing my face with food.
 
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MollyConnor

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I'm falling asleep...but I wanna see who wins!
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Roh_Chris said:
My ex thought that I had the maturity of a five year old.

I never disagreed because I was too busy stuffing my face with food.
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Ya, its a guy thing. Peter pan is my role model.
 
seoulsearch

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Donkeyfish07 said:
I couldn't handle a five year old on my own. We would have too much in common. First its ok we gotta go to school in Ten minutes, next thing you know we are playing hooky....eating icecream, and playing uno at 7:30 in the morning.
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Actually, I'm thinking the five-year-old would be the more responsible one of the group in this scenario... :p
 
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Catlynn

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My five year old eats as much as your average grown man. It's kinda impressive at this point.
 
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Abing

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Forums were made for delayed responses. This will be interesting to watch. I bet you won't even notice this post. Ah, this gives me an idea.. *smirk*
 
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Tintin

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Catlynn said:
My five year old eats as much as your average grown man. It's kinda impressive at this point.
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Colour me impressed! I'm not sure what colour that is, but it would make a good impression.
 
Roh_Chris

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Appetite is merely subjective.

What is the subject of this discussion again?
 
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Donkeyfish07

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seoulsearch said:
Actually, I'm thinking the five-year-old would be the more responsible one of the group in this scenario... :p
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Ha ha, I have too many years experience in evasion. I know how to get away with hooky and 7:30 am icecream. I have to be the leader if only to keep from getting us busted. Thats what i do to my nieces and nephews. "ryan dont give them any sweets while I am gone.....they are being punished. They didnt eat their dinner". Me: Ok sis.

Literally as soon as she leaves, Im breaking out the kit cats and all that good stuff. High fiving them for not eating her crappy cooking. Quite possibly popping in the goonies or ghost busters.....with the understanding that if I ever get ratted out.....they will be doing homework next time. They never ratted on me once ;)
 
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Catlynn

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Haha you're terrible. But my daughter is already familiar with both the Goonies and Ghostbusters sooo....it wouldn't be too big of a deal.
 
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So, here are the probabilities of who is most likely to win this race -

Donkeyfish07: Sits in US time zone. It is late in the night for him. Sleep well, my friend! Probability: 0.05

MollyConnor: Already sleepy. Goodnight! Probability: 0.00001

Tintin: Australian time, so it is evening for him right now. He will soon step out to do some grocery shopping when he will be kidnapped by an army of sword-wielding-mutant-ninja-minions. Probability: 0.3

Abing: Singapore time, so she will step out for lunch. Lunch must always be followed by a siesta. Probability: 0.1

GLR: No idea where she is. Probability: 0.00001

That leaves only me. And, as we all know, my probability is 1.0.

If anybody has not been mentioned in this post, it is because your probability to win is insignificant. :p

Okay, please don't report me or get me banned. I promise that I will be nice and make up for all this "bad karma" after the battle to 40,000 is over.
 
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