Wow, thirsty gal! LOL How do you consume that much milk before it goes bad?
A few possibilities...
-Maybe she has a lot of mouths to feed...milk goes fast even with just a few people drinking it, using it in cereal, cooking with it, etc.
-Maybe she works at a coffee shop and they ran out of milk
-Maybe she woke up and felt compelled to do something that would cause complete strangers to speculate about her actions online
-Maybe she had a nightmare about having thousands of cookies but not a drop of milk to go with them
-Maybe she's going to dump the milk in the tub and bathe in it
-Maybe she's going to...
This got out of hand, I only meant to come in here and lurk.